Archive for the ‘Creepsters’ Category

Your Hon­or, I Was On­ly Fol­low­ing His In­struc­tions

Small Mex­i­can man in hot dog suit: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me.
20-ish chick wait­ing to cross street: No, thank you.
Hot dog man: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me!
20-ish chick: No, re­al­ly — thank you, but I’ll pass. [Mut­ter­ing] God, will this light ever change?!
Hot dog man: Eat me, eat me, eat me!

Wrigley Field
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Cubs Fan

I Sure Hope So!

Loud man in fa­tigues: Wow! Y’all look like Char­lie’s An­gels. I did­n’t re­al­ize how beau­ti­ful you are.
Girl #1: Oh, thanks.
Loud man in fa­tigues: Wow! You have beau­ti­ful feet! Can I suck a toe-jam?
Girl #1: Um­mm, no, thank you.
Girl #2, whis­per­ing: What’s a toe-jam? Is it some­thing re­al­ly gross and in­ap­pro­pri­ate?

Wash­ing­ton, DC