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Would You Mind Tak­ing a Pic­ture Of Us With It?

[A young woman in a wet­suit and a young man in nor­mal cloth­ing are stand­ing near the pack­aged meats.]Female em­ploy­ee: Can I help you with any­thing?
Young woman: Oh, no thanks, we’re just ad­mir­ing the ba­con.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee: Oh. Okay! Have a nice day!

Ven­tu­ra, Cal­i­for­nia

Es­pe­cial­ly the One from Lit­tle House on the Prairie

Very ob­nox­ious drunk man to long-suf­fer­ing wait­ress: Hey, what’s your name, any­way?
Wait­ress (cold­ly): Melis­sa.
Drunk man (soft­ly): Awww, my daugh­ter’s name is Melis­sa.
Wait­ress: Well, I’m sor­ry to be the one to tell you this, but we usu­al­ly turn out slut­ty.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

The One with Big, Glossy Pic­tures In­stead of Words

Man to store em­ploy­ee: It’s one of those re­al es­tate in­vest­ment books, the yel­low ones.
Em­ploy­ee: Let’s see, fol­low me… Is this what you were look­ing for?
Man: No, no, that’s the one for id­iots, I want the one for dum­mies.

Barnes & No­ble
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Lisa