Archive for the ‘Dads’ Category

Spelled “Shove On”

Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby dad­dy hold­ing in­fant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Ba­by dad­dy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Ba­by dad­dy: Uh­hh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Ba­by dad­dy: Shoot, I did ear­li­er. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.

Tem­ple Uni­ver­si­ty
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: hot child in the city