Eight-year-old: I believe the fanny dance is in order here.
Amused passerby: Awww, what is the fanny dance?
Eight-year-old: Wouldn’t you like to know.
Dallas, Texas
Archive for the ‘Dancing’ Category
I’d Still Take It Down If Either Of You Ever Wants a Job
Girl #1 on Facebook: And then I gave my mom a lap dance.
Girl #2, looking at pictures: It looks like she was enjoying it.
UMass
Dartmouth, Massachusetts
All Those Murdered Tomatoes…
College guy: I like salsa, but it makes me sad.
Duluth, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nic
Well, I Got a Lap Dance in the Buffet Line
Girl one: Smell my face. Smell right here. Doesn’t it smell great? The stripper I got a lap dance from was wearing great perfume.
Girl two: It smells like pickles.
Toby Keith’s Restaurant
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: At least it doesn’t smell like tuna
Why Laguna Beach Got Canceled
Girl: I told him I didn’t dance, because I didn’t want to dance with him, but all these other guys asked me if I wanted to dance and I had to say no because I told him I didn’t dance, but I really wanted to dance. So we have to go, so that I can dance.
Friend: So, did you dance with him?
Pasadena, California
Overheard by: needs new friends
I Got My NASCAR Merit Badge!
Dancing girl #1: How do you know how to line dance?
Dancing girl #2: I was a Girl Scout!
Dancing girl #1: What? Are all Girl Scouts rednecks?
Connecticut
The Peer Pressure Is Overwhelming
20-something suit on cell (angrily): But mom, you don’t understand! Everyone I know is already on the folk dancing team!
Brigham Young University
Provo, Utah
Is There Ever a Viable Reason for Riverdancing?
Guy to friend: Do you have a reason to riverdance on my testicles?
Boone, North Carolina
The Mormon Missionaries Were Only Too Happy to Obey
Female college student: Why are you wearing underwear? I don’t wear underwear. I’m a dancer. You are not a dancer. What are you even doing here? You’re not a real dancer. You’re an elf. And you’re going to wear panties like an elf.
Chicago, Illinois
With Just a Hint Of Chlamydia
Drunken teenage girl, dancing down the street: I taste like fucking condoms!
Toronto, Canadia
