Girl one: Smell my face. Smell right here. Doesn’t it smell great? The stripper I got a lap dance from was wearing great perfume.
Girl two: It smells like pickles.
Toby Keith’s Restaurant
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: At least it doesn’t smell like tuna
Girl: I told him I didn’t dance, because I didn’t want to dance with him, but all these other guys asked me if I wanted to dance and I had to say no because I told him I didn’t dance, but I really wanted to dance. So we have to go, so that I can dance.
Friend: So, did you dance with him?
Pasadena, California
Overheard by: needs new friends
Dancing girl #1: How do you know how to line dance?
Dancing girl #2: I was a Girl Scout!
Dancing girl #1: What? Are all Girl Scouts rednecks?
Connecticut
20-something suit on cell (angrily): But mom, you don’t understand! Everyone I know is already on the folk dancing team!
Brigham Young University
Provo, Utah
Guy to friend: Do you have a reason to riverdance on my testicles?
Boone, North Carolina
Female college student: Why are you wearing underwear? I don’t wear underwear. I’m a dancer. You are not a dancer. What are you even doing here? You’re not a real dancer. You’re an elf. And you’re going to wear panties like an elf.
Chicago, Illinois
Drunken teenage girl, dancing down the street: I taste like fucking condoms!
Toronto, Canadia
Girl: Today at the Garden Centre, Bret did this amazing dance to cheer up a dog.
Wellington
New Zealand
Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It’s the first thing that comes up!
www.overheardatyale.com
Overheard by: Overheard at Yale
Woman: I felt so bad. I was like, “it’s okay, you can leave your pool cue there, come dance with me.“
Friend: And then you left him in the middle of the dance floor.
Woman: I didn’t know he was blind!
Friend: So you blew him?
Woman: Did I?
Hot Springs, Idaho
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