Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I’ve got it! So, heat rises, right? So it’s probably all warm up there where you are, and down here with the normal people it’s cold, and that’s why you don’t think it’s cold, even though it’s freaking freezing! Gawd, I love being an Asian! I come up with the most genius shit!
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