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And They’re Less Of a Drag

Hobo walking out of convenience store, tapping a pack of cigarettes to his hobo lady: I don’t need you anymore. I got cigarettes.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Matt

I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It’s not that I don’t want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don’t want to get fucked up, you know? So I’m not really sure what to do.

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Overheard by: I have that dilemma often

It Slunk Away After I Kicked Its Ass

Student to other: Do you have your uterus?

Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina

We Don’t Quite Get It, But We Like It

Girl standing in front of a pro-life poster: Well, if that’s true I owe god a lot of child support.

Colorado

Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream/ Send Me a Girl Who Wants to Get Reamed

Girl: So I had a realistic dream last night.
Guy (uninterested): Uh-huh.
Girl: I had anal sex in the dream. But I’ve never had anal sex before. But it seemed realistic.
Guy (uninterested): Hmm.
Girl: So now I need to have anal sex to see if it was like in my dream.
Guy (suddenly interested): Yeah?

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Otherwise It’ll Just Get Made Into McNuggets

Scruffy man with garbage bag to stranger: Want to buy some chicken breast?

Blue Line Train
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

On the Other Hand, Mocking You Is Both.

College girl #1: It was fun because it was easy.
College girl #2: Emily*, not all easy things are fun…like, I hear you’re not that fun.

Borders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Don’t All Women Talk Shit Behind Your Back?

Asian guy #1: She’s the kind of woman who stands to the side, but she’s also the kind of woman who talks shit behind your back.
Asian guy #2: Yeah, traditional Asian bitch.

UCSD
San Diego, California