Vegetarian, pointing to pink thing on her plate: What animal is that?
Waitress: That's a pear.
Mt. Vernon, New York
Overheard by: Deek
Archive for the ‘Default’ Category
As Well As a Yumminess Thing
Black girl on one side: We look like an Oreo!
White girl in middle (jokingly): Oh, is that a race thing?
Black girl on the other side: Yes.
Outside Harvard Medical School
Cambridge, Massachusetts
We Don't Get Enough Fiber in Our Diets, Anyway
Hipster guy: Hey guys, this shirt's 100% organic. This shirt's made outta food! (quiet pause)
Hipster guy's friend: That is like, amazing.
Clothing Boutique
British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: Lauren.
Pythagoras Is a Jealous God, People
Math teacher: If you fuck with numbers, you're fucking with god! And people get killed for that shit! University of Miami, Florida Overheard by: Tormented Math Student
Sex with Livestock Is a Close Second.
Professor: Apparently nothin' says lovin' in Louisiana like carving your name into the Bonnie and Clyde monument. University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee Overheard by: darkhorse
Fred Discovers Urine in the Ball Pit
Guy shaking his fist: Damn you, Chuck E. Cheese! New Jersey
And Only a Fighting Philosopher Can Save Me
Girl to friend: I really feel like I am in The Matrix right now.
Downtown Toronto
Canadia
…by Color
Earnest fellow: And then I watched Scrubs, and then I watched Blade Runner, the movie. And then guess what I did?
Girlfriend: What?
Earnest fellow (proudly): I organized my receipts.
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Overheard by: the girls by the elevator.
What With Mrs. Butterworth Morally Judging Me
Elderly woman: You know… It’s so hard to eat pancakes in the nude! Winchester, Virginia Overheard by: SB
But If I Had to Make a Guess It Would Be “Pussy and Blow”
Professor: What did our founding fathers want? Who cares? They’re dead. Oberlin, Ohio Overheard by: Secret Spy