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Roseanne Barr: The Flight At­ten­dant Years

An­gry suit: When is this plane go­ing to take off? I have a very im­por­tant meet­ing to get to!
Flight at­ten­dant: The in­com­ing plane is de­layed, sir, there’s noth­ing we can do at the mo­ment.
An­gry suit: Well, are you go­ing to make arrange­ments for me to get on an­oth­er flight? This is ur­gent! Do you know who I am?
Flight at­ten­dant (over loud­speak­er): Ex­cuse me, ladies and gen­tle­men, there is a gen­tle­man at the desk who does not know who he is. If any­one has any in­for­ma­tion about his iden­ti­ty, please come for­ward.

Mid­way Air­port
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Trans­la­tion: Sex With You Is­n’t Worth the An­noy­ance Of Your Com­pa­ny

Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a hap­py way.
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: You know, I just don’t think this is go­ing to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You’re break­ing up with me? Here? Why?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: Well, I was­n’t plan­ning on it, but hon­ey, you did­n’t like Watch­men and you’ve nev­er read or seen The Princess Bride. Clear­ly we’re just two very dif­fer­ent peo­ple.

Flagstaff, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: nayvera