Archive for the ‘Diet & weight’ Category

What Trendy Nightclubs Are Like, in Bizarro World

Crazy blonde lady on park bench: Because they’re all about gluttony. Plus, it’s harder for them to get in if you’re thin, because they’re usually fat, you know? (two heavy ladies next to her nod)

Judiciary Square
Washington, DC

Case in Point

Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat?

Michigan State University, Michigan

Look at Her Walking Around Like She Has a Right to Exist

Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she’s not fat, and that’s funny.

California

Overheard by: dev

…Whatever Your Name Is.

Very pregnant woman: I don’t want to have this baby. I don’t want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you’ve ever looked.

Hasting’s
Wichita Falls, Texas

Overheard by: mikeface

And My Kidneys Start Back Up

Princess #1: Oh my god, I have that top in, like, three colors.
Princess #2: Yeah, me, too.
Princess #1: You wanna get some lunch or something?
Princess #2: I can’t. When I eat I get bloated.

Broadway Shopping Centre
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Ms Dash

Or Use Birth Control

Woman to friend: So I killed three of them already. I guess that means I should lose some weight.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: corey

The Lipstick Kind, at Least?

Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.

H&M
Chicago, Illinois

The Peril Of Having Access to Unlimited Loaves and Fishes

Irate woman, commenting on depiction of Jesus at the Sidewalk Art Festival: He was so fat I couldn’t even focus on the fact he was supposed to be Jesus.

Savannah, Georgia