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Sum­mer’s Eve Box: Have It Your Va­jay­way

Girl #1: So I saw you had some sum­mer’s eve in your bath­room ear­li­er… Do you have a douche?
Girl #2: I saw that when I was in there too! It’s not a douche. I looked at the box. It’s just wipes.
Girl #1: Why would you need wipes?
Girl #3: You know when you eat a ham­burg­er and have ketchup on your face, so you use a nap­kin to wipe it off? Well it’s just like that, but it’s for your vagi­na!

Ap­ple­ton, Wis­con­sin

If You Kept Up-to-Date on My Face­book Sta­tus, You’d Know

Teenage girl #1 to oth­ers in fem­i­nine prod­ucts aisle: When do you douche?
Teenage girl #2: I don’t know, when do you douche?
(group of teenage girls gig­gle hys­ter­i­cal­ly)

Over­heard by: per­son­al­ly, I pre­fer Thurs­days