Girl #1: So I saw you had some summer’s eve in your bathroom earlier… Do you have a douche?
Girl #2: I saw that when I was in there too! It’s not a douche. I looked at the box. It’s just wipes.
Girl #1: Why would you need wipes?
Girl #3: You know when you eat a hamburger and have ketchup on your face, so you use a napkin to wipe it off? Well it’s just like that, but it’s for your vagina!