Archive for the ‘Drinking & drunks’ Category

If You Re­quire Fur­ther Ex­pla­na­tion, You Def­i­nite­ly Need to At­tend.

Hot chick: I’m hav­ing a fan­ta­sia par­ty; I made it a face­book event: Are you go­ing to come?
Clue­less girl: Whats a fan­ta­sia par­ty?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks on­ly, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clue­less girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clue­less girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tup­per­ware par­ty ‑on­ly with dil­dos!

Ot­tawa
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Make Mine 9 Inch­es!

Al­most As If Drink­ing Af­fect­ed My Judg­ment in Some Way

Guy #1: I once tried to hit on a chick while I was drunk and throw­ing up, but now that’s just a fun sto­ry I tell and no­body lost their re­spect for me.
Guy #2: Ex­cept for the girl you were hit­ting on.
Guy #1: Well, I don’t know. Her nick­name was “dick­tooth.”

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Claire