Archive for the ‘Drugs’ Category

Low-Maintenance People Live Longer, Anyway

Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.

Women’s Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Is It or Is It Not the High Holy Days?

Boy #1: Dude, you know what the best time to get high would be? Right before temple.
Boy #2: No, dude, it’s Yom Kippur. You’ll be so hungry…

Private High School
New York, New York

Overheard by: so many things wrong with this

The Devastating Effects of Calicocaine

Teen girl: I am so strung out on kittens right now, it’s not even funny.

High school classroom
Aurora, Colorado

We Should Do a Barbeque or Something

Man: You look familiar.
Woman: I think we are neighbors. 1st and Bates?
Man: Yeah, we live on the 1st Street side.
Woman: Ah, I live near the crackhouse on Bates.
Man: Can you be more specific?
Woman: The red crackhouse on Bates.

dcist.com

Eliot Spitzer’s next big target

Thugette: Yo, I think Diet Coke got some nicotine in it, ’cause I can’t stop drinking it!
Thug: Yeah, for real. They still must be puttin’ some coke in that jank.
Passerby: It’s called caffeine.

9th & M Streets
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Erika

One Of the Reasons We Came to Thailand.

Girl #1, looking at picture: Oh my gosh! Look, the first aider is totally judging her. If I was passed out from crack, I would so not wanna be judged.
Girl #2: Oh, I know, totally!

Thailand

In Totally Unrelated News, Which Of You Left an Earring in My Carpet Last Night?

Biology prof: So the dinosaurs were eating all the iridium poisoned plants, and dying of drug overdoses. That’s why you find them in all these weird positions, they were having bad trips and just… dying.

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Danielle