Archive for the ‘Drugs’ Category

I Want to Turn My Grapes into Raisins

Young suit #1: Oh, yeah, I start my steroids tomorrow.
Young suit #2: Oh, that’s good. I need to do that.

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rose

I Plan to Stop Smoking Just Before That

Professor: Do we know if marijuana has any long-term effects?
Male student: Ball cancer.

Western Michigan University

Overheard by: H

The Best Pennsylvania Has to Offer

Thugette #1: Girl, you slept wif him?!
Thugette #2: I know — he ugly and got crabs, but I made him buy me drugs first.
Thugette #1: True dat.

Campus shuttle, Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Steveo

Although There’s Nothing Worse Than a Goat with the Munchies.

Hipster girl #1: Those are nice (points at earrings), where did you get them?
Hipster girl #2: Oh, I stole these. I only steal earrings, for some reason. So did your parents ever get those goats for their farm?
Hipster girl #1: Not yet, but my mom said they’re going to start growing pot.
Hipster girl #2: That’s cool.

Cafe
Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: Vincent Ignatius