Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can't ever find it? St. Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Why Don't You Have A Seat Over Here…
Drunk guy: Foreplay? What the fuck is that!?
Canadia Overheard by: B_friendly
Drunk girl in painful-looking heels to tour group of incoming freshmen: This is your future! Michigan State University
Group of white guys: We’re visiting here from South Africa.
Loud drunk girl: Do you miss your people? Arlington, Virginia
Drunk JAP, yelling at boyfriend: I can't deal with your shit anymore! You don't respect me, you ridicule me in front of my friends. You tell me my dog doesn't deserve to live in a house as big as mine! I don't want to live like this! Long Island, New York Overheard by: Jill and Weenie
Drunk girl to drunk friend: Unless you live in my vagina, you wouldn't know! Springfield, Illinois Overheard by: Random Bar Guy
DJ: And we'll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That's my movie! That's my movie! Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Becca
(women's restroom, a man in a Santa suit enters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you're not a boy!
Restroom attendant: You mean he's not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you're not a girl!
Drunk Santa: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just wanted to see what you wanted for Christmas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Restroom attendant: I want money, haha!
Drunk Santa: Then cross your labia, ladies, and merry Christmas!
Drunk woman: Wait, what? Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Elizabeth
Hungover guy: Yeah man, so it was all good until I got so drunk that I pissed in my oven. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732218/youre-fine-if-its-self-cleaning.html Overheard by: hah!