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Be­sides, Was­n’t Har­man­fa­dites a King Of Per­sia?

Male stu­dent: We were learn­ing about har­man­fa­dites in my psych class to­day.
Fe­male stu­dent: What’s that?
Male stu­dent It’s when a per­son is born with boy and girl parts.
Fe­male stu­dent: Nasty.
Male stu­dent: Yeah. I was won­der­ing, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or les­bians?
Fe­male stu­dent: I can’t talk about this while I am eat­ing.

Wayne State Uni­ver­si­ty
De­troit, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Jon­son

If You’d Like to Know How Sound Car­ries, Con­sult the School Nurse

Bi­ol­o­gy teacher: [bad­ly draws a woman singing in­to a mi­cro­phone, which looks sus­pi­cious­ly like a woman about to give head] If you take this, for ex­am­ple…
[class laughs]Biology teacher: [steps away from board and sees what class is laugh­ing about] Uh…[erases draw­ing]… We’re just not go­ing to draw to­day.

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