Math teacher: If you fuck with numbers, you're fucking with god! And people get killed for that shit! University of Miami, Florida Overheard by: Tormented Math Student
Professor: What did our founding fathers want? Who cares? They’re dead. Oberlin, Ohio Overheard by: Secret Spy
Manly guy to male friend carrying fake baby for parenting class: So, did Beth* get her period yet? Wichita, Kansas
Statistics professor writing on board: I’ll leave the numbers out because I always get them wrong anyway.
University of Chicago
Illinois Overheard by: too early for this class
College student: So first my girlfriend and I split, then I got accepted into the frat, and then I found god…I couldn't handle spring break after that weekend.
Professor at anatomy lecture to student touching her own throat: Ivanova, what are you gonna be touching when I'm lecturing on the sex organs? http://anekdot.mail.ru/inner.html?rubric_id=2
Drunk girl in painful-looking heels to tour group of incoming freshmen: This is your future! Michigan State University
Kid: Woah, you just blew my mind!
Teacher: That's not all I'll blow. High School
Girl: So Natalie Portman is speaking tonight. I want to go.
Boy: What is it about?
Girl: Poverty, but who cares? It’s Natalie Portman.
Boy: Yeah, fuck poverty, she’s hot. University
Acting professor: Give me an action that would be the motivation for a police officer to ask somebody for their license and registration.
Student: … He wants her number? Hartford, Connecticut Overheard by: Claire