Very short gay man: It’s so hard being a vegetarian. My parents can’t accept my sexuality or my religion… I’m living in a toilet!
Guernsey
England
Overheard by: Catie
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The Zagat Guide Says So
Guy: You never know, perhaps he’ll like it.
Girl, happily: I taste… Horrendous!
Oxford
England
Overheard by: Tim
I’d Wish for World Peace, but I’m Boring
College girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foundation? I wonder what I would wish for if I was given the chance.
College girl #2: My wish would be for someone to make a cake in the shape of my body… with my face on it… And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
College girl #1: Oooh, that’s a good wish.
London
England
Better Than Being Spineless, I Guess.
Peasant husband in bookshop, holding up book: Hey, look at this!
Peasant wife: That’s the problem with books, they make you do things.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Your Editors Are Not Proud Of Having Seen This
Confused-sounding girl on cell: I could fit an orange in my vagina?
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Skinny Jeans Don’t Count, Roger.
Guy: Well, it all started during the week that I was cross-dressing…
Leeds
England
Overheard by: Paul
…When They Ask Why We Can’t Have Lunch with Them?
Girl: So we’re telling them genital warts, then?
Devon
England
And She Makes an Excellent Paperweight
20-something blonde: It’s just…she can’t talk, all she does is scream and cry. She’s not even a real person yet. I just don’t understand how you can love her so much!
Redhead, lovingly cradling baby: Shit, hon, you have to stop saying things like that. She’s your daughter!
Café Nero
London
England
Overheard by: Nit
I Can Hear You All Blinking
Boy to giggling girl #1: I like your eyelashes, they’re really long.
(jealous silence)
Giggling girl #2: The rest of us have eyelashes too!
Twickenham
England
Overheard by: Becca
He’s a Hard Worker, and You Don’t Have to Pay Him Scale
Leather-clad guy to another: I’ll lend you my iguana. It’ll save you money.
Sheffield
England
Overheard by: chris
