Archive for the ‘England’ Category

But Otherwise She’s a Fantastic Therapist

Man on phone: Yeah, everything with her is great. Only thing is, she keeps trying to talk my cousin and his wife into a threesome…

London
England

Overheard by: Ren

David Arquette Loves Visiting the U.K.

Quiet, intense, plain chubby girl to skinny guy with child-molester mustache: When you fuck me, choke me.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Blee

Ask Kevin Bacon

Concerned-looking boyfriend: Yes, but it might not be kosher.
Indifferent Londoner girlfriend: I don’t think it’s an issue.
Concerned-looking boyfriend: I dunno… If I eat pork… And you suck me off… Does that mean my cum is non-kosher?
Indifferent Londoner girlfriend: Sweetie, I told you, I’m Jewish, but when it comes to jizz I just don’t care.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

My Secret? I Like Forcible Sex

Drunk teen: Anyone could be a rapist… I could be a rapist, that lady with the bag could be a rapist… [Lady with bag looks over, appalled.] Oh, well, I’m sure you are really very nice!

King’s Cross Night Bus
London
England

Overheard by: Andrea