Girl to another, leaving bus: But you can’t make everybody be gay!
London
England
Girl to another, leaving bus: But you can’t make everybody be gay!
London
England
Man to wife: You can bring the Beanie Babies if you really want.
Brighton
England
Overheard by: Randy
Very drunk 20-something girl trying to play darts: So what do I do?
30-something guy #1: Just throw ’em.
30-something guy #2: Failing that, love, just take your top off.
Very drunk 20-something girl: Cheeky motherfucker! Get me a vodka and I’ll do it!
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Boy eating lunch: I am without sin! That’s why potatoes come down my chimney!
Dagenham
Essex
England
Overheard by: Anthony Mercer
Skinny ginger guy: Oh, don’t over-egg the omelet!
Gorgeous girl: Uh… Omelets are mainly made of egg…?
Skinny ginger guy: Just because you wear glasses and go to university you think you’re so smart. Well you’re not. Because you’re a girl! Nerrrrrrrrr!
Nottingham
England
Overheard by: Concerned_citizen
Girl: So we’re telling them genital warts, then?
Devon
England
Man at urinal, peeing, to no one in particular: This toilet smells like my sadness.
Bar
London
England
Overheard by: Dirty PJ
Cute redhead: I don’t think I could air my laundry in an art show. It seems terribly narcissistic.
Short male companion: A little narcissism never hurt anybody!
Cute redhead: Um, it hurt Narcissus.
London
England
Random guy: He’s like a cross between Michael Jackson and a Swiss Army knife.
University
England
Guy on phone: It’s not just all about marzipan!
London
England
Overheard by: K
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