Confused-sounding girl on cell: I could fit an orange in my vagina?
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Confused-sounding girl on cell: I could fit an orange in my vagina?
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Guy: Well, it all started during the week that I was cross-dressing…
Leeds
England
Overheard by: Paul
Girl: So we’re telling them genital warts, then?
Devon
England
20-something blonde: It’s just…she can’t talk, all she does is scream and cry. She’s not even a real person yet. I just don’t understand how you can love her so much!
Redhead, lovingly cradling baby: Shit, hon, you have to stop saying things like that. She’s your daughter!
Café Nero
London
England
Overheard by: Nit
Boy to giggling girl #1: I like your eyelashes, they’re really long.
(jealous silence)
Giggling girl #2: The rest of us have eyelashes too!
Twickenham
England
Overheard by: Becca
Leather-clad guy to another: I’ll lend you my iguana. It’ll save you money.
Sheffield
England
Overheard by: chris
Academic-type Oxford guy: You have such silky hair.
American girl: Thanks…
Academic-type Oxford guy: You could weave a garment out of it!
Oxford
England
Overheard by: Catherine
Lecturer: If I’d given you gin instead of phonology, no doubt you’d all be sitting closer together.
Manchester University
UK
Overheard by: Ferdinand
Girl: I’m not sure if I can be bothered dying.
London
England
Student: So then I turned round and there was a snake in my bacon!
Birchwood Community High School
Warrington
England
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