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My Se­cret? I Like Forcible Sex

Drunk teen: Any­one could be a rapist… I could be a rapist, that la­dy with the bag could be a rapist… [La­dy with bag looks over, ap­palled.] Oh, well, I’m sure you are re­al­ly very nice!

King’s Cross Night Bus
Lon­don
Eng­land

Over­heard by: An­drea

I’d Wish for World Peace, but I’m Bor­ing

Col­lege girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foun­da­tion? I won­der what I would wish for if I was giv­en the chance.
Col­lege girl #2: My wish would be for some­one to make a cake in the shape of my body… with my face on it… And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
Col­lege girl #1: Oooh, that’s a good wish.

Lon­don
Eng­land