Archive for the ‘Evil’ Category

God, Eco­nom­ics Re­al­ly Is a Dis­mal Sci­ence

Re­al­ly hap­py col­lege chick: So many peo­ple will die. You know why? The demons are hun­gry. When you die they eat your soul. They’re hun­gry and they aren’t hap­py about it, so peo­ple have to die.

Route 16 bus

Over­heard by: wish­ing I had cho­sen a dif­fer­ent seat

Showed Me Their Union Cards

Kid-faced guy in suit on cell: Yeah, and then those ma­li­cious evil­do­ers told me I should­n’t be there. (pause) They were the min­ions of the An­tichrist. (pause) I’m se­ri­ous, dammit!

King of Prus­sia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Car­rie