Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”
Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas
Archive for the ‘Evil’ Category
Do You Need More Evidence That McDonald’s Is Hell?
Drunk guy to group of teenagers at McDonald’s: Demon? Demon? Demon? Demon…
Florianópolis
Brazil
Overheard by: Marlon
The Republican National Convention Is This Month
Woman to small child: Oh, yes, Satan is very busy. He’s, uh… He’s… Yeah, he’s veeery busy.
Target
New Haven, Connecticut
But We’ll Learn Better Ways to Do That in This Class
Professor: At concerts, you move your head in an up-and-down motion in certain parts, also known as “headbanging.” You may also be Satanic. You may or may not, or you might just to piss off your parents.
http://www.overheardatumbc.com
That’s Just Our German Chocolate Cake, Ma’am
Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.
Rapid City, South Dakota
See the Iron-On Label?
Mormon-looking hick teen: (holds up shirt and looks at his mother)
Hick mom: Gawd, no! That is Satan’s shirt!
Wilmington, North Carolina
Overheard by: Amy
Just Like the Ad Promises!
Girl outside changing room: How are those other pants working for you, Jen?
Girl in changing room, frustrated: I feel like the devil himself crafted them to make a mockery of my ass.
Mall
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: almost broke a rib trying not to laugh
Thanksgiving’s Not a Religious Holiday, but Whatever
Waitress: Are you going to celebrate Thanksgiving tonight?
Woman with thick Canadian accent: Oh, no, we’re going to go home and worship Satan, if that’s okay with you.
Cracker Barrel
Orlando, Florida
Then It Was really Sacrilegious When We Made Out
Teen girl #1: Remember when you were Jesus and I was Satan?
Teen girl #2: Yeah.
Upper Hutt
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
God, Economics Really Is a Dismal Science
Really happy college chick: So many people will die. You know why? The demons are hungry. When you die they eat your soul. They’re hungry and they aren’t happy about it, so people have to die.
Route 16 bus
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/happy_souls_fill_their_appetit.html
Overheard by: wishing I had chosen a different seat
