Archive for the ‘Family ties’ Category

And I Do Mean Every­thing

Boy #1: I’m gonna take out my iPhone and post these pic­tures on YouTube.
Boy #2: You can’t post pho­tos on YouTube.
Boy #1: Fine, I’ll post them on Face­book.
Boy #2: You don’t have a Face­book.
Boy #1: I’ll e‑mail them to your mom. She posts every­thing on Face­book.

Cen­tral Is­lip, New York

Over­heard by: Val

Back Up– There Are Jews in Ne­bras­ka?

Hip daugh­ter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter: Then why do they sound the ex­act same?
Hip mom: Be­cause they’re Jew­ish.
Hip daugh­ter: Re­al­ly?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter (laugh­ing): Oh my god! Mom! That’s…
Hip mom: Don’t quote me on Face­book.

Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: robert tay­lor