Girl #1: Oh, hey! I’m wearing a purple bra today!
Girl #2: Why is that a surprise? Don’t you dress yourself?
Fitting Rooms
Morwell Shopping Centre
Australia
Overheard by: Ann
Girl #1: Oh, hey! I’m wearing a purple bra today!
Girl #2: Why is that a surprise? Don’t you dress yourself?
Fitting Rooms
Morwell Shopping Centre
Australia
Overheard by: Ann
Female student #1: Eeew, she has a rolling backpack, you know what that means…
Female student #2: Whore?
Female student #1: Absolutely not what I was going to say.
San Francisco, California
Guy #1: Check out that girl’s ensemble. Interesting.
Gut #2: I bet she read a book about how to wear her scarf.
Antonio’s Pizza
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Chris
Tall black girl with fauxhawk: I don’t know why everyone doesn’t have an Asian fetish! They’re pocket sized and stunning!
New Haven, Connecticut
Hipster girl #1: Those are nice (points at earrings), where did you get them?
Hipster girl #2: Oh, I stole these. I only steal earrings, for some reason. So did your parents ever get those goats for their farm?
Hipster girl #1: Not yet, but my mom said they’re going to start growing pot.
Hipster girl #2: That’s cool.
Cafe
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: Vincent Ignatius
Barista #1: Yeah, Joey does a great Tim Gunn impression. You should ask him to do it for you.
Barista #2: I will. So you really like Project Runway?
Barista #1: Oh my god, yes! Like, I should totally be on that show.
Barista #2: Yeah? Do you do fashion design?
Barista #1: Well, no. But I dress myself really well. And I have really good ideas. But I can’t really sew or anything.
Starbucks
Fairborn, Ohio
Overheard by: Barista #3
15-year-old boy, covered in makeup: Why would you take photos if they aren’t for MySpace?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/178950.html
Frat boy: We are Ivy League educated men — we can figure out how to turn a bed sheet into a toga.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: maria
Guy: That’s a cool necklace. What is it?
Girl: Oh, it’s Lady Liberty. I’m a libertarian.
Guy: Oh cool. I’m a Virgo.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/05/im-fiscal-sagittarius-but-lean.html
Overheard by: student
Loud guy in restaurant: So, we were out shopping and there were all these women in burkas taking pictures of each other. How fucking pointless is that? It’s not like they’re going to look back afterwards and go, ‘Oh, look, there’s Doris by the fountain!’
England
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