Archive for the ‘Fat people’ Category

Her Shirt Says “Jesus Is My Homeboy”

Fat drunk guy: I really like your shirt. It’s very intellectual.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I’m in college, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that’ll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I’m 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I’m 18. Well…I mean, I’m 23.

Shreveport, Louisiana

Overheard by: Elle

An Institution Worth Protecting

Obese middle-aged tourist to husband: I called him and told him we’re at passenger pick-up 2. He called and asked where we’d be, and I said passenger pick-up 2, that’s where he can find us. It’s just easier to find us when he gets here. Passenger pick-up 2. And it’s cold. That’s why I brought this vest. I brought this vest in case it got cold, and it got cold. I’m going to button it up. Did you hear me? I’m going to button it up. There, it’s buttoned. (husband ignores her)

Newark Airport, New Jersey

Overheard by: EthanK