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Should’ve Re­al­ized He Was­n’t “Cho­sen” When He Nev­er Got Picked for T‑Ball

Girl to friend: So he was al­ready cry­ing be­cause he found out we weren’t Jew­ish. Then he was like, “But aunt Jill is Jew­ish! Why aren’t we?!” My mom had to ex­plain that Jil­l’s her best friend, not her sis­ter. So then he found out we weren’t re­lat­ed to Ja­cob and every­one. So he cried even hard­er.
Friend: Wow.
Girl: Yeah, but he was like 10, so he should have just sucked it up.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Tyler

Let Me Guess– Rain­bow Sher­bert?

Drunk­en girl: I don’t know, Luke, I’m just sick and tired of peo­ple who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sher­bert.
Drunk­en guy: You don’t like sher­bert?
Drunk­en girl: No, I like it… but on­ly with ad­ven­ture.
Drunk­en guy: I want­ed ad­ven­ture. I feel kind of bad, though, that I did­n’t ex­per­i­ment enough.
Drunk­en girl: With what?
Drunk­en guy: With guys. I don’t know, it just has­n’t hap­pened.
Drunk­en girl: Well, don’t rush it. If you let it hap­pen nat­u­ral­ly, it will.
Drunk­en guy: But what if I don’t like it? And say, “No, this is­n’t for me”?
Drunk­en girl: Let’s go eat some­thing.
Drunk­en guy: Sher­bert?
Drunk­en girl: Yep.

Clare­mont, Cal­i­for­nia

I’m Like, “Look at All These Dish­es– What’s Your Prob­lem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, stand­ing in line for the bath­room: Well, there are four sinks. We on­ly need two with the num­ber of peo­ple I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was pee­ing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

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Over­heard by: slight over­share