Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I?d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…
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Archive for the ‘Feelings’ Category
Even Those Who Didn’t Have Much in the Top Department
Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?
Why Professors Rarely Ask Students to Introduce Themselves on the First Day Of Class Anymore
Nerd: I don’t know about you, but I have trouble being romantic when I’m sweating to death.
Community College
Illinois
Overheard by: adderall driven
One Word: Lube.
Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!
Albany, New York
Stop Referring to Juicy Juice That Way, Sadie.
Little girl, seriously: This is what I like best about elevators. But it’s not the blood of Christ.
Cherry Creek Mall
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Lee
Are You…Part Cat?
Teenage girl to friend: I feel like if you eat my hair, we’ll be more connected.
Fair Haven, New Jersey
Was It a Big Bang?
Guy, crying: Ahhh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawking right up here, in my head!
Starbucks
Biloxi, Mississippi
In the Future, Refrain from Writing “Fuck All Bitches” in Your Essays
Sociology professor: Did you ever listen to something the first time and like it, and then later on you change your mind? Like a song you listen to for the second time says “fuck all bitches” and you decide you don’t like it after that?
Long Island University
New York
Overheard by: Ashley M.
So What Else Ya Got?
Spoiled nine-year-old: People only love me for my stuff.
Day Care
Wichita, Kansas
Overheard by: amused
It’s Like Having a Principle, Only Easier
Granola guy: Yeah man, Ron Paul is awesome! He, like, votes no on everything.
Bonnaroo Festival
Manchester, Tennessee
