10-year-old boy to GameStop guy, after purchasing Mario Galaxy: Bye, I love you! I mean…wait. I meant “thank you.” I didn’t mean it! (runs away)
GameStop
Vestavia Hills, Alabama
Overheard by: that’s what they all say
Archive for the ‘Feelings’ Category
How Wars Start: Encapsulated.
20-something woman #1: I have mixed feelings about this bar and grill.
20-something man: I hate this bar and grill.
20-something woman #2: I’m gonna burn down this bar and grill!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Think Of It As a Cheap Facelift!
Old woman in roller coaster line: Does this one go upside down? I don’t like it when they do upside down.
Little boy: You’ll be fine, grandma. Come on!
Universal Studios
Florida
If It Could Happen to Lance Armstrong, It Could Happen to Anybody!
Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s pregnant! My sister’s pregnant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not pregnant, you’re assuming the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has testicle cancer?!
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: monkey
It’s Not My Thing
Upset 20-something girl: I don’t like things where things are things inside of things!
Drexel University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zywiec
Cool
Drunk girl looking at digital camera: Sometimes I’m having such a good time I look Chinese.
Saint Joseph’s University
Philadelphia, PA
Teenage Boys Live in Fear That Gayness Will Stage a Surprise Attack
Boy holding slinky: I feel weird.
Boy holding other end: It’s okay. We’ve got a slinky!
High School
Eugene, Oregon
Or I Would If I Didn’t Enjoy It So Much.
Reporter, at man’s house after he hit someone at a kids’ soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior?
Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Some Peer Counselors’ Life Lessons Are Better Than Others
Dude #1: Dude, if you’re gonna artificially inseminate your sister’s girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/sperm-bank.html
Overheard by: elizabeth
Plus I Feel a Little Gay Riding a Log
Intimidating black man on log flume: This ain’t no romantic cruise!
Busch Gardens, Florida
