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So That’s What the Pro­peller Beanie Is About

Row­dy child in shop­ping cart: Mom! What’s that?
Tired mom: Spam.
Row­dy child: Mom! Can we get it? Can we get it, mom? Mom? Can we? Mom!
Tired mom: No.
(row­dy child starts freak­ing out)
Tired mom: Okay! Fine, but will you eat it?
Row­dy child: Nope…I just like at­ten­tion.

Sobey’s
Toron­to, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: aleX­is

Is This Any More Stu­pid Than the Po­lit­i­cal In­ter­pre­ta­tion? Dis­cuss.

Teenage girl #1, ex­plain­ing Shake­speare to friend: So, ba­si­cal­ly, Romeo is, like, a man whore. As soon as he knows some chick won’t have sex with him he gets all pis­sy and emo and goes af­ter some­one else.
Teenage girl #2: So, like, he just wants to make ba­bies? Man, I al­ways thought it was more ro­man­tic!
Teenage girl #1: Nope. He just wants to hop in­to bed with who­ev­er’s avail­able.

Birm­ing­ham, Al­aba­ma