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Are They Ap­ply­ing Lip Gloss Over There?

20-ish Eu­ro­pean guy: So, do you like An­gela*?
20-ish Asian guy: We’re pret­ty good friends, yeah. But what do you mean ‘like’ her?
20-ish Eu­ro­pean guy: You know — like-like her.
20-ish Asian guy: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! We’re just re­al­ly good friends. I nev­er re­al­ly thought of her that way. Why? Do you like-like her?
20-ish Eu­ro­pean guy: I dun­no. I think I like-like her, but I thought you like-liked her. [They walk away, still talking.]Woman: Is it just me or did those for­eign guys sound like 12-year-old Amer­i­can girls, but, y’­know, with fun­ny ac­cents?

Char­i­ty pan­cake break­fast
Hope, Alas­ka

Over­heard by: I’d say clos­er to 10

You Ru­ined the En­tire Ex­pe­ri­ence Of Jer­ry Maguire for Me

Amer­i­can guy #1: Fuck, here I am, sit­ting on top of some fuck­ing sand­moun­tain in the god­dam desert in Chile, god knows how far away from home, to watch some god­dam sun­set! And I’m not even on my fuck­ing own, or with some hot chick. I’m sit­ting here with sev­e­re­al hun­dred oth­er peo­ple. It’s such a fuck­ing waste. It’s kin­da like sit­ting all alone in the movie the­ater, and then some dick­head comes and sits down next too you.
Amer­i­can guy #2: Yeah, I did that once!
Amer­i­can guy #1: I hate you. (walks away).

San Pe­dro de At­ta­ca­ma

Over­heard by: Hege