Archive for the ‘Foreplay’ Category

Es­pe­cial­ly If, In­stead of the G‑Spot, There Was a Lit­tle Plas­tic Prize

Guy: But I hate wear­ing con­doms! I can’t feel any­thing. I might as well put my dick in a ce­re­al box.
Girl: I think my vagi­na is a bit dif­fer­ent from a ce­re­al box.
Dude, ex­cit­ed­ly: If your vagi­na had ce­re­al in it, I’d eat you out all the time!

David­son, North Car­oli­na

How This Is Rel­e­vant to Jane Eyre Has Yet to Be­come Clear

Pro­fes­sor: So the idea of women get­ting fore­play be­fore sex of­ten ends up be­ing a way…
Stu­dent (cut­ting her off): For him to get you just wet enough so he can stick it in.
Pro­fes­sor: Well, I was try­ing to think of a more po­lite way to say it, but…yes.