Archive for the ‘Frat boy types’ Category

That’s the Last Time We Par­ty with the Dean

Frat boy to friends: So, I look at him and think, “I’m not such a good friend that I’m gonna help him here.” He was halfway off his air mat­tress and his tighty whities were soaked with ei­ther sweat or urine
Friend #1: I’d have kept away too. I hope it was sweat.
Friend #2: Nah, dude. He’s a piss­er.

Brown Line Train
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Jim

This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an “A” for Sure!

Col­lege guy #1: My pe­nis is get­ting stronger!
Col­lege guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
Col­lege guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bush­es now, and for a while I could­n’t.
Col­lege guy #2: Ni­i­i­ice!
(they high five)

Over­heard by: a lil.

The One You Held Hands with Dur­ing Our Slum­ber Par­ty

Frat­boy wannabe #1, en­ter­ing cof­fee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just at­tacked by Wes.
Frat­boy wannabe #2: Who’s Wes? Do I know Wes?
Frat­boy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Frat­boy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Frat­boy wannabe #1: I don’t know. I can’t keep up.

Gold­en Roast
Knoxville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Creeped-out Cara