Frat boy: All of my plans involve either money or pussy.
Starbucks, E Street
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/dont-you-mean-money-for-pussy.html
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Like a Good-Karma Chameleon?
College guy #1: I can’t believe I wasn’t invited to the wedding.
College guy #2: Maybe if you’d eat another lizard.
Clancy’s Irish Pub
Keyser, West Virginia
Overheard by: Millicent Bystander
And Serve Beef
Frat boy: Indian food can’t be any good! I mean, if it was, they’d have chain restaurants!
Washington, DC
They All Belong to Fraternities
Frat boy to sky: Where is the pussy in this world?!
Athens, Ohio
Overheard by: Lisa
He’s Part Woodpecker
Sorority chick, from across room: Hey, do you wanna go steady?
Frat guy: Sure, when?
Sorority chick: I dunno… Let me ask my boyfriend and get back to you.
Frat guy: Sweet. Just as long as I get to tap that.
Iowa
Overheard by: confused and disgusted
That’s the Last Time We Party with the Dean
Frat boy to friends: So, I look at him and think, “I’m not such a good friend that I’m gonna help him here.” He was halfway off his air mattress and his tighty whities were soaked with either sweat or urine
Friend #1: I’d have kept away too. I hope it was sweat.
Friend #2: Nah, dude. He’s a pisser.
Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Jim
This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an “A” for Sure!
College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn’t.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278089/want-me-to-show-you.html
Overheard by: a lil.
The One You Held Hands with During Our Slumber Party
Fratboy wannabe #1, entering coffee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just attacked by Wes.
Fratboy wannabe #2: Who’s Wes? Do I know Wes?
Fratboy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Fratboy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Fratboy wannabe #1: I don’t know. I can’t keep up.
Golden Roast
Knoxville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Creeped-out Cara
Only If You Go to School in Kansas
Frat boy reading section titles: “Self-help, cooking, fiction.” …is fiction science?
Barnes & Noble
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: almost threw a book at him
Explosive Phosphorous Diarrhea Really Lights Up Public Transport
Stoned frat boy: That’s some illuminating shit!
Oakland-Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: the girl in the front of the bus
