Archive for the ‘Frat boy types’ Category

We Can Dispense with Talking

Frat boy #1: Dude, if I buy anal lube can I call you ‘Baby’?
Frat boy #2: No… You’ve bought anal lubricant before, right?
Frat boy #1: Yeah.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying — we’re experienced.

Overheard by: the ear

Monkeys and Vanilla Jews Are Fair Game

Bubblehead: Well, it’s inhumane. I don’t think they should keep them in cages… The, you know, what-do-they-call-em… kinky Jews.
Frat boy: Dumbass, they’re kinkajous. It’s a small, monkey-like animal, not a person.
Bubblehead: Oh. That’s different, then.

Overheard by: crankyprof

Hamlet Woulda Loved Resident Evil

English teacher, reading Hamlet: “To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…” Alright class, we’ll pick it up from there on Monday.
Frat boy #1: What the fuck was that about?
Frat boy #2: I don’t know, man. Let’s go kill some zombies.

Gettysburg College
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alyssa

I Long to Feel the Pleasant Tingle of Arthritis

(at 4:30 pm)
College girl #1: Well, we could go get dinner now, but it’s really early for that.
College guy: Well, it’s not too early if you are old.
College girl #2: Yeah, they always start rolling into the restaurant about this time.
College girl #1: Really? I can’t wait to be old!

Overheard by: I’m not in that big of a rush