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It’ll Pop Up Again in the Spring

Guy #1: Are you gonna get test­ed?
Guy #2: I think the Lau­ren thing pret­ty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get test­ed.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like get­ting blood tak­en from me and I don’t have any like, symp­toms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your pe­nis.

Si­mon Fras­er Uni­ver­si­ty
British Co­lum­bia
Cana­dia

Should’ve Re­al­ized He Was­n’t “Cho­sen” When He Nev­er Got Picked for T‑Ball

Girl to friend: So he was al­ready cry­ing be­cause he found out we weren’t Jew­ish. Then he was like, “But aunt Jill is Jew­ish! Why aren’t we?!” My mom had to ex­plain that Jil­l’s her best friend, not her sis­ter. So then he found out we weren’t re­lat­ed to Ja­cob and every­one. So he cried even hard­er.
Friend: Wow.
Girl: Yeah, but he was like 10, so he should have just sucked it up.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Tyler