Archive for the ‘Friends’ Category

I Don’t Think You Understand: It Never Happened

Woman: Do you remember topless movie night?
Man: No. First I’ve heard of this.
Woman, shocked: It was at your apartment!

Denny’s restaurant
East Greenbush, New York

Overheard by: conrad jones

And When Did “Baby Got Back” Become a Wedding Song?

Black 20-something guy to friend: Sir Mix-a-Lot killed more black people in the 90s than heart disease and Aids combined.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: I know his pain

Um, Is That Lipstick on Your Teeth?

Girl #1: That’s bad luck!
Girl #2: What’s bad luck?
Girl #1: Putting purses on your floor. You might as well put your menstrual blood on your face!

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Well, Her Kids Mend All Her Fishnets

Chick: So, how is the roommate situation?
Dude: It’s annoying that she is drunk all of the time. She keeps locking herself out or bringing home random guys.
Chick: Amazing that she still finds the time to be a preschool teacher.

Sacramento, California

Overheard by: state worker

And He Was All, “But I’m Just the Babysitter!”

Lady to friend: So I told him… ten dollars for a hand job!
Friend: Good for you! What an asshole!

Ashland & North Ave
Chicago, Illinois

Warren Beatty Should Stop Having Work Done

Tall, skinny kid: He’s…like…suspiciously Asian.
Tall skinny friend: That’s what I thought too!

Arby’s
Tempe, Arizona

Beware Of Canadian Estheticians, Dear Reader

Teenage girl to friend, giggling: So then she said she was going to put diarrhea on my face!

Toronto
Canadia

In That She’s an American in a Brit’s Body

Guy #1, after British tourists leave elevator: Stupid British bitches.
Guy #2: Wow, you hate Brits?
Guy #1: You know it.
Guy #2: But Maggie is British, and you like her.
Guy #1: Yeah, well, that’s because Maggie is a tranny.

Hotel Whitcomb
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Adam