Archive for the ‘Fruit’ Category

More Women With Dirtier Minds Than Men

Girl #1, pointing to bag of peanuts: Are those your nuts?
Girl #2: No, they’re Bob’s* nuts.
[brief pause, then both girls begin laughing hysterically]Girl #1, after a few minutes: That was the stupidest thing ever.
Girl #2: You know you liked it.

Oakland, California

Overheard by: I laughed because I didn’t know what was going on

Is That Nice Doctor Helping You at All?

Grandmother: This salad is just wonderful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grandmother: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve always felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html

Overheard by: sistersaywhat