Archive for the ‘Fruit’ Category

Steve Miller: “Same Here.”

Girl: How do you choose a good peach?
Guy: I go with whichev­er would make the pret­ti­est vagi­na. Seems to work pret­ty well.

Pro­duce Mar­ket
Tam­pa, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Dr. Ba­nana Grab­ber

Were We Ever?

Fe­male stu­dent #1: You sure you want me to feed you this ba­nana?
Fe­male stu­dent #2: Get on with it, will you?
Fe­male stu­dent #1: This thing’s pret­ty big. I would­n’t want to choke you.
Fe­male stu­dent #2: Don’t wor­ry about it. I’ve had much big­ger.
Youngish pro­fes­sor: (rais­es eye­brows)
Fe­male stu­dent #2: You think I’m kid­ding? I’ve had some pret­ty big ones. Think you can give me a big­ger one?
Youngish pro­fes­sor (blush­ing): Um, pos­si­bly.
Fe­male stu­dent #2: Well, I’d like to see that.
Fe­male stu­dent #3: Um, are we still talk­ing about ba­nanas here?

UC­SC, Cal­i­for­nia

More Women With Dirt­i­er Minds Than Men

Girl #1, point­ing to bag of peanuts: Are those your nuts?
Girl #2: No, they’re Bob’s* nuts.
[brief pause, then both girls be­gin laugh­ing hysterically]Girl #1, af­ter a few min­utes: That was the stu­pid­est thing ever.
Girl #2: You know you liked it.

Oak­land, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: I laughed be­cause I did­n’t know what was go­ing on