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Damnit, Now My Chair’s All Wet

Su­per nerd #1: You look tired.
Su­per nerd #2: Yea…
Su­per nerd #1: I bet you were up till three AM play­ing World of War­craft.
Su­per nerd #2: Yeah…
Su­per nerd #1: Yeah, I just got the new patch. It’s down­load­ing right now. Its an 80-gig patch… I mean, 80-meg patch.
Su­per nerd #2: Phew! [Pant­i­ng] Don’t do that to me!

Vir­ginia Tech
Blacks­burg, Vir­ginia

This Sea­son’s Most Un­like­ly Love Sto­ry

Girl, look­ing at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill peo­ple all day and run around.
Boy fol­low­ing her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop be­ing gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, look­ing ap­palled: I’d be busy killing peo­ple, though.
Boy, mat­ter-of-fact­ly: Well… I’d make you stop every thir­teen kills.

Ran­dom Wal­mart
Boise, Ida­ho

Over­heard by: Bun­nee

We Re­spect That You Did­n’t Take the Easy Route with “Robert Downey Jr.”

Girl: “Poke­mon Sta­di­um,” is just stu­pid. If the oth­er Poke­mon does some con­fu­sion at­tack, you just end up slap­ping your­self or some shit. No one gets so con­fused they hurt them­selves!
Boy: Tell that to Dan­ny Bona­duce.

Worces­ter, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Katie