Or Do You Not Have the Balls?

Teenage boy sur­round­ed by girls: So, do you guys play the pe­nis game?
(awk­ward si­lence)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353024427/thats-a-pick-up-line-that-will-serve-him-well-for-years.html

Over­heard by: no, I don’t

Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Use­ful

Girl play­ing video game: Some girls just want to get mar­ried. I just want fire.

Colum­bus, Ohio

Over­heard by: Kel­son

Skin­ny Jeans Don’t Count, Roger.

Guy: Well, it all start­ed dur­ing the week that I was cross-dress­ing…

Leeds
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Paul

Thanks, Make-a-Wish Foun­da­tion!

Drunk girl in bar dur­ing Rose Bowl: It’s official–I’m go­ing to be ovu­lat­ing on my wed­ding day.

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Dou­ble V

That’s for Church

Four-year-old boy to group of moth­ers: Guess what!
Group: What?
Four-year-old boy, ex­cit­ed: I just peed stand­ing up!
Boy’s fa­ther: That’s not some­thing we tell peo­ple!

Chil­dren’s Room, Ka­ton­ah Li­brary
Ka­ton­ah, New York

Over­heard by: amused li­brar­i­an

A Dick­ta­tor­ship?

Pro­fes­sor: So Rus­sia had this re­al­ly phal­lus-ori­ent­ed sys­tem of gov­ern­ment…

Uni­ver­si­ty
New­found­land
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Mel

Could You Leave Me Alone with This for a Few Min­utes?

Drunk man to man hold­ing rolled-up news­pa­per: There’s a kind of phal­lic-ness about it, a sort of mas­cu­line qual­i­ty…

The Ship Inn, South­bank
Bris­bane
Aus­tralia

You Can’t Shame Me In­to the Army

Col­lege guy: I’m scared!
Col­lege girl: Just do it!
Col­lege guy: No, I’m scared!
Col­lege girl: Be a man!
Col­lege guy: I don’t wan­na!

Sal­is­bury, Mary­land

Hey, You Try to Ne­go­ti­ate the Aisles While Ap­ply­ing Eye­lin­er

Fe­male flight at­ten­dant (man­ag­ing to bump bev­er­age cart in­to a seat): Whoops, sor­ry! Woman dri­ver!

Flight over Hon­olu­lu, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Ga­by Young

Com­pet­ing on Any Re­al­i­ty Show, in a Nut­shell

Guy: It’s like play­ing hop­scotch with your shirt off and the lit­tle kids are like: “Mom­my, look at his boo­bies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boo­bies.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html

Over­heard by: well that’s neat