The Fe­male Equiv­a­lent Of, “Do You Have Any Balls?”

Ghet­to chick scream­ing at oth­er: Do you de­serve your ovaries? I parked your car for you, bitch!

Porter Square
Somerville, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: well, do you?

Yeah. I Guess.

Guy: Men are bas­tards. I’m a man.
Girl: Then what does that make you?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: You said men are bas­tards. So then what does that make you?
Guy, not pay­ing at­ten­tion: Wan­na dance?

Nor­man, Ok­la­homa

If You Have Fur­ther In­ter­est, You Can Sign Up for My Pu­bic His­to­ry Class This Spring

Pro­fes­sor, dis­cussing an 18th cen­tu­ry paint­ing: Now, it is im­por­tant to re­mem­ber that at this time women did not wear panties. This is a beaver shot par ex­cel­lence!

San José State Uni­ver­si­ty
Cal­i­for­nia

Or Do You Not Have the Balls?

Teenage boy sur­round­ed by girls: So, do you guys play the pe­nis game?
(awk­ward si­lence)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353024427/thats-a-pick-up-line-that-will-serve-him-well-for-years.html

Over­heard by: no, I don’t

Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Use­ful

Girl play­ing video game: Some girls just want to get mar­ried. I just want fire.

Colum­bus, Ohio

Over­heard by: Kel­son

Skin­ny Jeans Don’t Count, Roger.

Guy: Well, it all start­ed dur­ing the week that I was cross-dress­ing…

Leeds
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Paul

Thanks, Make-a-Wish Foun­da­tion!

Drunk girl in bar dur­ing Rose Bowl: It’s official–I’m go­ing to be ovu­lat­ing on my wed­ding day.

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Dou­ble V

That’s for Church

Four-year-old boy to group of moth­ers: Guess what!
Group: What?
Four-year-old boy, ex­cit­ed: I just peed stand­ing up!
Boy’s fa­ther: That’s not some­thing we tell peo­ple!

Chil­dren’s Room, Ka­ton­ah Li­brary
Ka­ton­ah, New York

Over­heard by: amused li­brar­i­an

A Dick­ta­tor­ship?

Pro­fes­sor: So Rus­sia had this re­al­ly phal­lus-ori­ent­ed sys­tem of gov­ern­ment…

Uni­ver­si­ty
New­found­land
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Mel

Could You Leave Me Alone with This for a Few Min­utes?

Drunk man to man hold­ing rolled-up news­pa­per: There’s a kind of phal­lic-ness about it, a sort of mas­cu­line qual­i­ty…

The Ship Inn, South­bank
Bris­bane
Aus­tralia