Archive for the ‘Gender issues’ Category

We Thought On­ly Amer­i­cans Knew This Lit­tle About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s ur­gent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tam­pon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it of­ten. Not too of­ten, be­cause once I changed it too much and got chlamy­dia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

West­ern Aus­tralia

Game, Set, Match

Flat-chest­ed girl (grab­bing box of en­er­gy bars): Here, get some of these for to­mor­row.
Guy: I don’t know. Um… it says here that they’re for girls.
Flat-chest­ed girl: Yeah, let’s get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, ha­ha, they’re not go­ing to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chest­ed girl, star­ing: Has­n’t worked for me.
Guy (putting box in car­riage): Hm-mmm.

Col­orado Springs, Col­orado

And Priests Aren’t In­ter­est­ed in Me

Sexy blonde: So I was on cross-dresser’s wife yes­ter­day.
Okay-look­ing blonde: What? Where?
Sexy blonde: Cross-dressers wife. Any­way, I was look­ing for hot cross-dressers to…you know,to…
Okay-look­ing blonde: I’m not sure I wan­na hear the rest, but now I’m mor­bid­ly cu­ri­ous. And?
Sexy blonde: I could­n’t find any cross-dressers! It was, like, noth­ing but girls talk­ing about cross-dress­ing and cross-dressers!
Okay-look­ing blonde: So? What’s wrong with that?
Sexy blonde: A girl’s got needs. I can’t just get start­ed with­out cross-dressers. I should sue.

Kansas City, Kansas

Your Ed­i­tors Googled “Les­bian Triplets” and Got Dis­tract­ed by Porn

Col­lege girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the les­bian triplets!
Col­lege girl #2: No way!
Col­lege girl #1: Yeah, the tran­ny!
Col­lege girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still iden­ti­fied as a girl!
Col­lege girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hamp­shire Col­lege
Amherst, Mass­a­chu­setts