Archive for the ‘Geography’ Category

Judge the Ger­mans.

Moth­er: Where’s Ger­many?
Daugh­ter: There. (points it out on map)
Moth­er: That’s not Ger­many! That’s Ger­many! (points to Africa)
Daugh­ter: What? Mom, that’s Africa. (points to Ger­many again) This is Ger­many. And this is Eu­rope…
Mom: Oh.
Daugh­ter: Holy shit, mom.
Mom: Don’t judge me!

Ren­ton, Wash­ing­ton

Any Ques­tions?

Pro­fes­sor: All the cra­zies kept mov­ing from the East Coast to the west un­til they hit Cal­i­for­nia. Some moved back to Ok­la­homa, but the rest of us just hope there’s an earth­quake and Cal­i­for­nia floats off in­to the Mediter­ranean to be­come a home­land for Pales­tini­ans.

Car­roll Col­lege
Wauke­sha, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Abbey

And To­geth­er, Our Geek­i­ness Is Un­stop­pable

20-some­thing girl: If any­one ever punch­es me, all of the tur­tles in west­ern Penn­syl­va­nia will get to­geth­er, form a gi­ant stack, and bite that per­son.
20-some­thing guy: Wow. Like Voltron?
20-some­thing girl: Why did I mar­ry you?
20-some­thing guy: *Be­cause* I say things like that.
20-some­thing girl (sigh­ing): Yeah, you’re right.

Wal­nut St
Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia

You’d Think There’d Be a Train

Cana­di­an girl #1 to tour op­er­a­tor: Where can we do tours of Auschwitz?
Tour op­er­a­tor: Um, well, Auschwitz is in Poland, so…
Cana­di­an girl #2: No, but we mean the one the Ger­mans set up for the war. The Ger­man one.
Tour op­er­a­tor: Yes, I un­der­stand, but they set it up in Poland.
Cana­di­an girl #1, af­ter pause: Are you sure? We came to Berlin just to see it.

Berlin
Ger­many

Over­heard by: Jit