Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category

And Hope­ful­ly You’ll Have Few­er Track­marks.

Sev­en-year-old: Mom­my, why is that man go­ing un­der the train?
40-some­thing woman: Be­cause, sweet­ie, he works there.
Sev­en-year-old: He works un­der the train?
40-some­thing woman: Yes, sweet­ie.
Sev­en-year-old: When I get old­er I wan­na work un­der a train.
40-some­thing woman: Nice, maybe you can pay for my fu­ner­al. Not like your old­er broth­er…

At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Ma­li­na

But All You Have Are Sev­en Cats and a Yarn Col­lec­tion!

Grand­moth­er: I had to write you out of my will.
10-year-old grand­son: What? Why?
Grand­moth­er: You nev­er called. I can’t give you mon­ey and things if you nev­er call.
10-year-old grand­son: But I love you.
Grand­moth­er: You can’t just say it! You have to mean it and show it! I’m keep­ing you out of the will!

At­lanta, Geor­gia

…Okay, Love You Too, Grand­ma. Bye.

iPod girl on cell: I’m eat­ing lunch and lis­ten­ing to les­bian mu­sic. (pause) Yeah, The L Word sound­track. I’m work­ing on be­com­ing a les­bian again. (laughs) I’m just kid­ding. I’m still gonna dri­ve stick. (pause) That’s what hap­pens when you’re a cock whore. You can’t just give it up cold turkey.

At­lanta, Geor­gia