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All That Talk of Stakes…

High school girl #1: That guy in front of us is pretty hot.
High school girl #2: I thought that, too, until I realized he was touching himself during the play.
High school girl #1: What?!
High school girl #2: Yeah. I guess the Salem Witch Trials turn him on.

Intermission of The Crucible
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: the dude was a freshman.

The Rabbi Is Huge

Chick: Wow, you’re radiating!
Sunburned girl: Yeah, that’s the sunburn. Oh, and the fact that I get really horny during exams, and all I can think about is boning… C’mon, you know you all do it.
Chick: Yeah, I go to synagogue for that.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/29/that-just-doesnt-seem-kosher/