College girl: Yeah, but I don’t fuck my kids.
Friend: Well, you don’t have any yet.
College girl, looking down: I can’t believe I just checked my vagina before I answered that.
College Campus
SoCal, California
Archive for the ‘Girls’ Category
Should We Really Drink to That?
Girl to friend: I’m not an alcoholic.
Friend: I’m not an alcoholic, either.
Girl: Cheers to us not being alcoholics!
Austin, Texas
Hey, I Told Her Not to Touch the Stream!
Little girl running back from bathroom with her father: Mommy, I got pee on my finger!
Perkins restaurant
Erie, Pennsylvania
Poor Etiolated Biped That I Am
Trendy girl: I can barely find the energy to ambulate!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/someones-sat-classes-didnt-pay-off.html
Overheard by: try walking
Try Not to Taste or Touch Them, Okay?
Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!
Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Dawn
Dad Won’t Let Me
Girl #1: Oh, hey! I’m wearing a purple bra today!
Girl #2: Why is that a surprise? Don’t you dress yourself?
Fitting Rooms
Morwell Shopping Centre
Australia
Overheard by: Ann
Says the Girl Who Bought Full House on DVD?
Guy: Wouldn’t it be funny if she was actually selling her baby down in Mexico, and she ended up on 48 Hours Mystery, and we could say we knew her when?
Girl: I don’t think you understand comedy.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/09/couple-discussing-friends-vacation.html
Overheard by: tim
I Don’t Bi That for a Minute
Girl to another, leaving bus: But you can’t make everybody be gay!
London
England
For the Same Reason I Like Tightly-Wrapped Christmas Presents
(a couple at the checkout counter buying nylons)
Girl: I’m really excited for these tights.
Guy (excessively excited): Me too!
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
New Yorkers: We Thought It Was Clean
Girl #1: I wonder if vegans get on the metro and, like, can’t sit down because the seats are leather.
Guy: No, this is pleather.
Girl #2: If it were leather it would smell like it.
Guy: No, that’s only clean leather.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Vegan sitting on the Metro
