Superior girl: You’re just stumped by the Father-Christmas-isn’t-a-cat argument.
Norwich
England
Overheard by: Inigo Montoya
Archive for the ‘Girls’ Category
From Containing All That Evil?
Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.
Drew University
Madison, New Jersey
I Always Muted the TV When President Bush Came on
Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sean Mc
Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?
Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?
200 Bus
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: likewhoa
Ad: Duct Tape– Is There Nothing It Can’t Do?
Girl #1: Eww!
Girl #2: Oh, what? You can talk about your abortion, but I can’t talk about warts?
Ashland, Oregon
Overheard by: crystal
Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger
Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!
Richmond, Virginia
Nietzsche: What Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Wierder
(Mustang Sally is playing in background)
Guy: I dated a girl in high school who called herself Mustang Sally and me Cowboy Bill.
Girl: Is that the girl you kissed?
Guy: No, we just wrestled. She was weird. I was weird. It worked out…badly.
Video Store
Auckland
New Zealand
So Many Watershed Moments Happen at Banana Republic
(in the Georgetown Banana Republic)
Girl #1: I really love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m only supposed to be buying dresses for work right now.
Girl #2: Really? It’s not too short for my office. But my boss only hires pretty people, so he likes it when we wear short dresses.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ugly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your resume.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html
Overheard by: Ian
My Technique’s Right Out Of The Shaolin Cookbook
Girl on bus: So, I’m like: “Bitch, you can’t question my big fork usage!”
99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia
One Word: Lube.
Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!
Albany, New York
