Hipster guy: I cried so much when I watched it.
Hipster girl: It’s a Wonderful Life made you cry? Ha!
Hipster guy: Shhhh! (looks around furtively)
Wellington
New Zealand
Archive for the ‘Girls’ Category
That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers
Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine… is a more quiet desperation.
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Funnygirl
Weren’t We Fencing?
30-something male drunk: You’re not my mother!
20-something female drunk: I’m not your mother. I’m just telling you that it’s not okay to grunt and lunge at people.
Pacifica, California
Overheard by: Slightly
Snow White Is Always Hurting the Dwarves’ Feelings
Girl: Oh, as far as I’m concerned, they’re just the happy little worker bees that bring me my birth control.
Madison, Wisconsin
Me and My Cocaine Fork Will Be Just Fine
Girl: But I’m graduating soon, so I don’t need spoons anymore!
Montclair State University
New Jersey
Axe Finally Made a Body Spray Women Like
Girl: What smells like lemon poppy seed cupcakes?
Guy: It might be my penis.
Bayonne, New Jersey
She Also Wondered This Throughout The Sound Of Music
Fashionable girl to singing man on bicycle: Excuse me, are you mentally ill or just musically inclined?
Düsseldorf
Germany
Overheard by: Anja Schwalm
At Least Let Me Tie You to the Roof-Rack
Girl stopped at a gas station refueling: Get out of my trunk now! People are going to think that I kidnapped you!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: A Concerned Friend
Unfortunately Mr. Trump’s Hair Is Heavily Guarded
Girl to another: I mean, I want to touch it. I’ve always wanted to touch it.
Rancho Cucamonga, California
Overheard by: Katieee
Let Me Guess– Rainbow Sherbert?
Drunken girl: I don’t know, Luke, I’m just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don’t like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it… but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn’t experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don’t know, it just hasn’t happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don’t rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don’t like it? And say, “No, this isn’t for me”?
Drunken girl: Let’s go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.
Claremont, California
