Young teenage boy: You owe me.
Young teenage girl: I owe you for what?
Young teenage boy: For sleeping with you for four years!
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Abby C.
Archive for the ‘Girls’ Category
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Guy to girl wearing multi-colored cowboy scarf: You’re like a rainbow bandit. It’s like you’re going to rob me… With niceness.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Mirror, Mirror on the Hill/ Who’s the Sluttiest at McGill?
Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1–800-big-slut/
Overheard by: cybertheque
The Girls at the Bottom Of the Pyramid Got the Worst Of It
Blonde teen: Please don’t pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?
Homecoming Football Game
Minnesota
…When They Ask Why We Can’t Have Lunch with Them?
Girl: So we’re telling them genital warts, then?
Devon
England
Why People Hate Tequila in the Morning, Encapsulated.
Drunk girl: Look! I have salt stains all over my pants. I’m a car.
Saint Joseph’s University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
…Period.
Girl to friend: All you have to do is say something about menstruation and every man within earshot becomes uncomfortable.
Michigan State University
Imagine That.
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I’ve never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You’re kidding me, right?
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin’ hot Filipina girlfriend: You’re so not getting a blowjob tonight.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: The white boyfriend
We’ll Be Married in the Spring.
Girl to friends: I thought I was playing hard to get, but it turns out I was playing “I hate you”.
Elon University
Elon, North Carolina
Doing It Without the Wigs, That Would Be Weird
Girl #1: You know, it’s kind of depressing. I’m not into anything weird–sexually.
Girl #2: Yeah?
Girl #1: Yeah. Like, the weirdest thing I’m into is having guys dress up in white wigs and let me call them mozart.
Girl #2 (seriously): That’s not weird at all.
Monterey, California
