Archive for the ‘Glad the condom broke’ Category

And What Are We? Posers!

Mom: That’s Hol­lis­ter. Re­mem­ber what I told you about Hol­lis­ter?
Tod­dler girl: Hol­lis­ter.
Mom: Hol­lis­ter is for po-sers.
Tod­dler girl: Posers.
Mom: Po-sers.
Tod­dler girl, gig­gling ex­cit­ed­ly: Posers!

Gar­den State Plaza
Para­mus, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Sar

Worth a Shot

Mom: I’ll have a di­et Coke.
Dad: I’ll have an iced tea.
10-year-old girl: I’ll have a Bai­ley’s cof­fee.
Wait­ress: Um… Can I see some ID?
10-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll just have cof­fee, then.

Cheese­cake Fac­to­ry
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: around the cor­ner