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And I Felt Really Bad When the Shoe and I Ran Off to Cancun Without Her

Guy: Didn’t you have a friend who lost her virginity to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and ruptured it or something. Like riding a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us because I was the only one busting up laughing.

California

Haunting Image: John McCain in Assless Chaps

Intern girl #1: Bet McCain’s into S&M.
Intern girl #2: I can see that.
Intern girl #1: Ever see the veins in McCain’s head? They throb all day. I had a boyfriend like that.
Intern girl #2: Did he want to smack you around?
Intern girl #1: He wanted me to smack him around.
Intern girl #2 Did you?
Intern girl #1: Psh. I am sooo not maternal.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/s-gear-so-thats-where-all-his-moneys.html

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Finally Got That Aerosmith Roadie Gig?

Roomie #1: I wonder what ever happened to James*. I mean, we haven’t seen him since fifth grade. I hope he’s not in a mental home or something — him and his weird mom. Maybe he’s finally doing what he’s always wanted to do: work with dinosaurs.
Roomie #2: Yeah, or living with them.
Roomie #1: That is sooo true.

Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey

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