Young blonde on cell: Dad, there’s no butchers on Oxford Street. It’s all gay bars and kebab shops.
Sydney
Australia
Archive for the ‘Gossip’ Category
But You Shouldn’t Talk That Way about Mom
Dad: When I came in it smelled really great, but it actually tasted really disgusting.
Daughter: Same with poop.
Arizona
So There Are Only a Few Girls He Can Physically Have Sex With
20-ish girl on cell: No, he’s not gay! He’s just really, really tall…
Marietta, Georgia
Overheard by: Sidlee
It Concerns Me When You Talk About Yourself in the Third Person, Mrs. Smith
Old teacher, about middle school student: Johnny’s fine until he has an audience. Then he gets all gang-bangy and tries to screw Mrs. Smith.
Young teacher: Please don’t ever say that again.
Restaurant
Redlands, California
A Spot-On Description of Ann Coulter
Girl: She’s like a horny guy, only not horny and not a guy.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Notice: Headline Delayed Due to Vomit on Keyboard
Employee: Did you know it is impossible to stuff three ounces of hamburger in half of a mouse? I tried for, like, 10 minutes.
Wildlife Rehabilitation Center
Minnesota
That’s So Cute
Lady: … So she goes, ‘I don’t even know if it counts as sex. It was just, like, in and out in one second.’ And she’s only fifteen!
Restaurant, Belltown
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: of bugle be uncouth
…And She Won’t Even Go Out with Me!
Suit #1: So, you heard who the new VP in my division is?
Suit #2: Yeah. She’s… a character, I’ll say that.
Suit #1: The Brits came to meet with her, and they left looking like… totally stunned.
Suit #2: Yep, she’s a force of nature, all right.
Suit #1: I just can’t believe they’d give her that job… That they want her dealing with all that political sensitivity when…
Suit #2, interrupting: When she’s a maniacal feral wild woman?
Suit #1: And she openly admits that she doesn’t think men should be in this division! She keeps making jokes about how we have no idea what the ladies want, and I’m like, how would she know either? She’s not a lady, she’s a monster!
Suit #2: She’s like a Hindu goddess of fire and destruction!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Felicity Thistle
Or Wear All Black
Professor: Oh, today is Johnny Cash’s birthday… In case you need a reason to drink.
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If She Needs to Have That Many Of Them, Maybe She Shouldn’t Stop?
Sorority girl: Well, she should stop having abortions then!
University of Michigan
