Archive for the ‘Gossip’ Category

Jesus: No Way! I Am, Like, Twice That Size!

Girl #1: Y’know, it kind of weirds me out when I have sex with my boyfriend. He looks like Jesus.
Girl #2: Jesus wasn’t Mexican.
Girl #1: Yeah, yeah, but still — it’s like I’m having sex with Jesus.
Girl #2: You should talk to your pastor about that.

Overheard by: katherine

Bubbling Like Hot Oatmeal

Chick: … So she said, ‘Hey, look over here,’ and then she opened her gown and, like, all I saw were these weird big boobs…

Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: widget

Oh, No You Don’t!

Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my virginity!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bathroom?!
Hot girl: With some guy, randomly… We went to his friend’s apartment, and it was awful because I have this problem that… Okay, many, many people are listening in to our conversation… I think I want to change the subject. When did you dye your hair like that?

Milo’s Garage
São Paulo

What the Fuck?

Girl #1: Dude, I think I’m in a relationship…
Girl #2: What the fuck?
Girl #1: I’ll explain later.
Girl #2: I think there’s still half a burrito in the fridge.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: sara nicole