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I Don’t Care What That Judge Decided

Professor: Her motto was, ‘Forget the pill, it’s all God’s will.’ So nature had its way and this young lady got pregnant. And just so you know, I had nothing to do with it.

Philosophy lecture, Melbourne University

Overheard by: sleepy philosophy student

Ours Has Mange

Chick #1: Were you the one that just put Fun-Fur-All over her living room ceiling?
Chick #2: Not recently. Why?

Commercial Drive

Overheard by: Vangirl