Archive for the ‘Goths’ Category

I’m Just a Tox­ic Spill Wait­ing to Hap­pen

Goth girl, to friend look­ing at mil­i­tary jack­ets: You can get those a lot cheap­er at good­will, dude.
Over­weight friend: Not in my size! When fat peo­ple die, they leak, and then their clothes can’t be giv­en to good­will!

Star­fest Sci-Fi Con­ven­tion
Den­ver, Col­orado

A Bright, White Light, on the Oth­er Hand…

Gamer dude: … and the game comes with like, re­al guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They’re ac­tu­al guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, re­al mod­els. And it comes with this mir­ror that lets you see your­self and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That’s nice. That’s not some­thing you would nor­mal­ly get to see if you got shot in the face.

Birm­ing­ham, Al­aba­ma

Over­heard by: Kit­ty-Jack