Queer ranting on cell: You pissed your bed, now marinate in it, Mister Magical!
14th Street and Grand Boulevard
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Auds
Archive for the ‘Gripes’ Category
Hey, I Told Her Not to Touch the Stream!
Little girl running back from bathroom with her father: Mommy, I got pee on my finger!
Perkins restaurant
Erie, Pennsylvania
I Told Them They Were “Perky” the Other Day, and They Sobbed and Called Me Cruel
(two guys peeing next to each other at the urinals)
Pretty boy #1: I think I have sensitive wrists.
Pretty boy #2: You have sensitive nipples!
Bowling Alley Bathroom
Dayton, Ohio
Overheard by: Liz
The Only Thing Less Appetizing Than the Staff Is the Hamburgers
Guy: The only thing greasier than Johnny Rockets’ hamburgers is the staff.
South Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Herbie McHebrew
What’s Next — Shopping at Hot Topic?
Blonde to another: I can’t believe you’re not tanning today! You disgust me!
California Polytechnic University
Pomona, California
Overheard by: Quiet Student
Disneyland Really Is More for the Kids
Mid-50s man: Is this another parade, Barbara?
Wife: Yeah.
Mid-50s man: Aw, shit.
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
They’re All Just So Ignorant, Y’Know?
Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324358535/i‑love-geography.html
Overheard by: amazed and frightened
I Was Just Pointing Out That Most Dogs Don’t Have Their Own Bathtubs
Drunk JAP, yelling at boyfriend: I can’t deal with your shit anymore! You don’t respect me, you ridicule me in front of my friends. You tell me my dog doesn’t deserve to live in a house as big as mine! I don’t want to live like this!
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Jill and Weenie
And We’re Glad You Did.
(professor starts to write on the board. The chalk breaks. Class laughs. Professor turns around and bumps into the desk. Class laughs harder)
Professor: Shut up! Shut up and listen to me! I am teaching you things and being enthusiastic! …much as I dislike each and every one of you!
Student: Oh man, I am so writing that down.
SUNY Potsdam
New York
Overheard by: minibab
And Only a Rough Estimate on the Hos
Distressed girl: I don’t know how many bitches I have!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: queer engineer
