Archive for the ‘Gripes’ Category

That’s the Foun­tain on the Right

Loud guy in restau­rant: So, we were out shop­ping and there were all these women in burkas tak­ing pic­tures of each oth­er. How fuck­ing point­less is that? It’s not like they’re go­ing to look back af­ter­wards and go, ‘Oh, look, there’s Doris by the foun­tain!’

Eng­land

Tall, Dark, and Blood­shot

Marathon run­ner #1: Yeah, I re­al­ly like him, but he’s been in re­hab since he was four­teen.
Marathon run­ner #2: All the best ones are.

Nike Wom­en’s Marathon
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: shy­in­vis­i­ble­girl was run­ning with them just to hear this con­ver­sa­tion

Guess Which One’s the “Naughty Li­brar­i­an”

Li­brary work­er #1: Do I have to lick it?
Li­brary work­er #2: … What?
Li­brary work­er #1: The en­ve­lope. Do I have to lick it?
Li­brary work­er #2: You could tape it, I guess…
Li­brary work­er #1: Great, be­cause af­ter last night, I am to­tal­ly out of sali­va.

Main Li­brary, Kent State Uni­ver­si­ty
Kent, Ohio