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Most Em­my Win­ners Would’ve Pre­ferred That Too

Moody col­lege girl on phone: No, I have to go the macro class right now and pre­tend to be a Re­pub­li­can. If you don’t agree with the pro­fes­sor, you’re wrong.
Moody col­lege girl: Yeah, if I can pull this off I de­serve an Em­my, or an Os­car. Hell, I’ll take a cook­ie!

North­east­ern Uni­ver­si­ty
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts