Archive for the ‘Guys’ Category

Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream/ Send Me a Girl Who Wants to Get Reamed

Girl: So I had a realistic dream last night.
Guy (uninterested): Uh-huh.
Girl: I had anal sex in the dream. But I’ve never had anal sex before. But it seemed realistic.
Guy (uninterested): Hmm.
Girl: So now I need to have anal sex to see if it was like in my dream.
Guy (suddenly interested): Yeah?

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Why Pepper Spray Exists.

Man to bundled up girl who sat down ten minutes before: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You’re a lady? I mean, when you sat down, I totally thought you were a man. I can see you’re a lady now, but I could’ve sworn…
Girl: Uhmmm… Yeah, thanks.

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Overheard by: Ian

How Do You Think the Lollipop Guild Got Their Name?

Girl #1: So my computer is dead, and I don’t know how to fix it.
Girl #2: What do you think is wrong with it?
Girl #1: It’s got a virus. But it was totally worth it.
Girl #2: Oh, yeah? Why?
Girl #1: Well, Mary* and I were curious and wanted to know if midgets’ dicks are normal-sized or midget-sized, so we were looking up midget porn.
Girl #2: And the verdict is?
Girl #1: They’re normal-sized. This one guy was seriously a tripod. It’s incredible.
Male bartender: Yeah, I can see how that would be worth a completely devastating virus on your computer. Can you write down the website you found it on?

Killarney’s Pub
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!