Archive for the ‘Guys’ Category

I’m Content to Be Her Booty-Call Beneficiary

Dude to friend: … And then she asked me, ‘Where do you think this relationship is going?’ Fuck! She calls me when she’s drunk, and I leave the door unlocked for her… This situation is working out well for me — that’s where this relationship is going.

Museum of Flight
Seattle, Washington

You’d Rather Be Cheated on with Someone Ugly?

Hot girl: So when I finally met the girl he cheated on me with, I was in shock, because she was about a thousand times hotter than she looked on the picture I found.
Guy friend: Yeah. Well, some people are just not photogenic.
Hot girl: No, you don’t understand! She’s like supermodel hot, he had like no choice, even I would have fucked that Moroccan bitch right then and there.
Guy friend: That’s so hot.
Hot girl: Life is not fair.

Starbucks