Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I’m not sure if you deserve that.
Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Tracy
Archive for the ‘Guys’ Category
Farting’s Bound to Restore the Balance
20-something guy #1, carrying case of beer and bag of onions: You know when your aura gets all out of whack?
20-something guy #2, carrying same: Yeah, you just gotta get it back on track!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: wondering if beer and onions will be part of the ritual to restore his aura
Besides, Wasn’t Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?
Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What’s that?
Male student It’s when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can’t talk about this while I am eating.
Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan
Overheard by: Jonson
Ah, the Irish Imagination
Little boy, as plane starts its descent: Oh my god! What are going to do? We are going to get stuck in the clouds! Please! Somebody help us! Help!
Dublin
Ireland
SVU: Tucson Failed to Catch on with Viewers
Crazy man to woman walking to her car: Sir! Sir! There is evidence here that there has been sexual activity in this area!
Woman: (silence)
Crazy man (under breath): Lazy pig.
Parking Garage
Tucson, Arizona
If They Don’t Perform, You Can Eat Them
Middle-aged guy to 20-something girl: You could hire chickens, they’re not union!
BART
San Francisco, California
Well, It Was New to Us.
Boyfriend, to girlfriend who has just ripped ass: Ugh! Baby! No, don’t just walk away and leave me standing here, you can’t just crop dust like that!
Target
Overland Park, Kansas
I Asked the Purple Monkey in the Corner, and Even He Didn’t Know.
Man: I just had a dream where I was stoned, and when I woke up, I couldn’t tell if I was stoned or not.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355805032/the-safe-assumption-is-yes.html
Overheard by: jfa
I’ve Never Felt So Alive!
Male professor, in a very girly voice: Aaaahhh! I’m being trampled by sea horses.
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
I Stowed It in the Crawl-Space with Your Dignity
Mom: I don’t wanna be finding knives in the lawn anymore!
20-year-old son: Where’s my sword?
San Diego, California
Overheard by: tab
