Guido to skinny guy on métro: So you weren’t really grabbing her boobs. That’s just following instructions. (pause) You were just being a team player, man.
Vendôme Métro
Montréal
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Guys’ Category
That’s Really More of a Woman’s Perspective
Girl: Do you want me to kick you in the balls?
Guy: What?
Girl: Cause then you’d be all like, “Now I can’t reproduce. What’s the point anymore?”
Weir House
Wellington
New Zealand
The Physics Lab That Was Never to Be Repeated
Tall skinny guy: Did you know that three out of every four deaths on roller coasters are girls? It’s because they’re so small and aerodynamic.
Six Flags
Valencia, California
Just When You Thought Human Sexuality Was Complicated Enough, Cloning Arrived.
Girl in debate to two guys at her table: But that doesn’t make it gay. You’re still having heterosexual sex, but you’re just doing it next to yourself.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/376581637/theres-a-different-word-for-that.html
Overheard by: true
Would You Say It While Brandishing a Riding Crop?
35-year-old man: Do you know what I did for you? I left my home, my wife. I cheated because I was cheated on, I know what that’s like. You’re turning 30, you need a man, what’s a woman at 30? You’re alone!
28-year-old woman: You’re having a midlife crisis. Women don’t get those. I’m there for you, like, “you should stop at three drinks because you’re a terrible drunk.“
35-year-old man: You’d do that for me?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Matt
Tell Their Pimp What You’re Into, and Find Out.
Guy in jumper: What do hermit crabs actually do?
Pet Shop
Australia
Overheard by: Stunned
In the Glass Box That Says “Break in Case Of Emergency”
Guy, walking into Planned Parenthood: Hey, I just locked my keys in my car that’s just around the corner. Can I borrow a coat hanger?
Girl working front desk: Uh, do you know where you are?
Guy: No.
Girl working front desk: Well, we keep ’em in the back!
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: Morgan Roddy
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
The Toilet-Swirl Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Backwards in New Zealand
Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It’s so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
But I Want to Be the Straight-shooter, If You Know What I Mean.
Male mountain biker: All we ever did was make out. And that’s not what I want in a relationship. If I wanted a hook-up buddy I’d at least get one who would suck my dick. I mean, there’s like 14 girls I could go to right now. So that’s why I broke up with her.
Female mountain biker: Yeah… She was pretty straightforward though, wasn’t she?
Crafton Hills, California
Overheard by: they didn’t even notice I was wearing hiking in slippers
