Archive for the ‘Gym rats’ Category

Steroids? Dis­cuss.

Old sweaty guy to gym own­er: Bob*, did you know there’s some­thing wrong with one of your balls?
Gym own­er: Which one?
Old sweaty guy: The lit­tle blue one. It’s half de­flat­ed.
Gym own­er: Oh, that one. It’s al­ways had prob­lems. Peo­ple keep do­ing stu­pid things with it.

Blue Moun­tains

Holy Shit, I Nev­er Thought of It That Way

Gym rat #1: Maybe I can just get a pock­et pussy. I think they’re ex­pen­sive, though. Un­less I can find a used one on­line.
Gym rat #2: Awww, dude! Who the fuck would sell one of those used?! And why would you buy it?!
Gym rat #1: Why not?
Gym rat #2: Why would you buy some­thing that some oth­er dude came in?!
Gym rat #1: You fuck girls that oth­er guys have cum in be­fore, haven’t you? At least a pock­et pussy can be put in the dish­wash­er. Sure beats some chick re­fus­ing to show­er!

Plan­et Fit­ness
Dorch­ester, Mass­a­chu­setts

And Well-De­served

Gym bun­ny #1: … So then he said I must not be pay­ing at­ten­tion to my prac­tice if I had so much to say about his.
Gym bun­ny #2: Oooh, that’s a yo­ga slap if I’ve ever heard one!

Don­key Cof­fee
Athens, Ohio

Over­heard by: Lisa