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Steroids? Discuss.

Old sweaty guy to gym owner: Bob*, did you know there’s something wrong with one of your balls?
Gym owner: Which one?
Old sweaty guy: The little blue one. It’s half deflated.
Gym owner: Oh, that one. It’s always had problems. People keep doing stupid things with it.

Gym
Blue Mountains
Australia

Holy Shit, I Never Thought of It That Way

Gym rat #1: Maybe I can just get a pocket pussy. I think they’re expensive, though. Unless I can find a used one online.
Gym rat #2: Awww, dude! Who the fuck would sell one of those used?! And why would you buy it?!
Gym rat #1: Why not?
Gym rat #2: Why would you buy something that some other dude came in?!
Gym rat #1: You fuck girls that other guys have cum in before, haven’t you? At least a pocket pussy can be put in the dishwasher. Sure beats some chick refusing to shower!

Planet Fitness
Dorchester, Massachusetts

And Well-Deserved

Gym bunny #1: … So then he said I must not be paying attention to my practice if I had so much to say about his.
Gym bunny #2: Oooh, that’s a yoga slap if I’ve ever heard one!

Donkey Coffee
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: Lisa