Archive for the ‘Hair’ Category

One Day I’ll Graduate to a Shot Of Tequila and a Strip Of Duct Tape

California blonde: Ohmigod, I wonder what their waxing is like in France?
California brunette: I dunno… I once waxed it all off, though.
California blonde: Really? How? I’ve only waxed my bikini line.
California brunette: I’d just had three glasses of wine and one of those waxing pots, because my dad’s a hairdresser.

Paris
France

Overheard by: Freedom Waxing!

Then There Are the Brave Few Who Would Join Me on This Pole

Professor: Say that you were to walk into class, and I was wearing…a red thong.
(students laugh) I’m not done. I also have sequins on my nipples–and my hair is in a red Mohawk. Half of you would turn around and walk out. The other half would think, “Eh, I can always drop the class.”

Santa Rosa Junior College
Santa Rosa, California

Or Is It “Giving Head”?

Professor: Suppose a woman goes in for a haircut. No, that’s not right! What are they called if they’re for women? Blow-something. Blowjobs?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/01/a‑guy-walks-in-and-asks-for-just-a-little-off-the-top/

Overheard by: econ 208