College student #1: Larry’s rug is a trap!
College student #2: Her rug has a penis?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
Archive for the ‘Hair’ Category
That’s Just Crazy Enough to Work!
Drunk guy: Yeah, well, you could spunk on her face, then lick your jizz off her dreadlocks.
Pub
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Especially If It’s Not the Hair on Your Head
Teenage boy #1: I just get so nervous when she touches me, man. I think I’m ready to tell her how I feel.
Teenage boy #2: No, no, no, dude! Wait till she plays with your hair. When she plays with your hair, that’s love.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310713851/this-is-freakin-adorable.html
Overheard by: a sure sign
And Also Like All the Men in Troy
Girl #1: I used to shave my armpits before I even had hair, just to feel like a woman. You know?
Girl #2: (nods)
Guelph
Canadia
Who Ever Said Dating Teen Wolf Was Easy?
White girl: Bite his face!
Asian girl: Ew, no! It’s all hairy!
White girl: Sometimes you need to do things that you don’t like. Like biting a hairy face, for example. Or putting balls in your mouth to get back your Breakfast Club movie…
Asian girl: Oh, you poor thing.
New Jersey
And, in Some Remote Regions, There Are People Who Don’t Throw Up after Meals?
Guy #1: You mean, some girls have naturally curly hair? I thought they just got it permed.
Guy #2: You lived in L.A. for too long.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Enigmae
Mr. Bradshaw Sometimes Needs Help with the Basics
Loud guy on cell: Terry! Terry! Listen to me! Use that shampoo! And the conditioner! Get your hair the same way it was last week! (pause) Okay, see you there. Bye.
Oxford Street
London
England
My New Cream Rinse Is Unstoppable!
Jiu-Jitsu guy #1, rolling around and trying to choke the other: Oh, your hair’s soft today.
Jiu-Jitsu guy #2: Thanks, I used herbal essence this morning.
Indiana University
Overheard by: Rachel S.
One Of the More Awkward Responses to “I Love You”
Man to woman: You know what I really love? My hair.
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: jaytro
You Never Did That When We Were Together, Either
Young guy on cell: You got a bikini wax?… Really?… How come you never did that when we were together?… Oh, so you’re a woman now?
7‑Eleven
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
