Guy #1: You mean, some girls have naturally curly hair? I thought they just got it permed.
Guy #2: You lived in L.A. for too long.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Enigmae
Archive for the ‘Hair’ Category
If You Know What I Mean
Girl to friend: I gave my ostrich a fur coat.
Rich Catholic Girls School
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Sarah
If We’ve Learned Nothing Else from There’s Something About Mary, It’s That.
Girl #1: It’s my hair, isn’t it?
Girl #2: Your hair is begging to be oversexed.
Wellington, New Zealand
Overheard by: Bea
But I’ll Require More Staring Time Before We Go Eat
Guy: Man, look at this guy! It’s weird how they keep the eyelashes and hair on to keep them semi-human. You can see everything!
Girl: Um, are all penises so big?
Guy: I think it’s due to preserving process.
Girl: I’m hungy.
Body Worlds Exhibit
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: 8lb Gem my ASS!!
Shall We Try “P” for “Polanski”?
Guy #1: What aisle are we looking for?
Guy #2: We should be looking under teen girls’ rugs.
Guy #1: Yikes!
Furniture Store
New York City, New York
She Does Whatever the Easter Bunny Tells Her
Customer, looking at strange photograph: Wow, that baby sure does have a lot of hair!
Cashier: I told my wife not to put a wig on that baby, but she just wouldn’t listen.
Birmingham, Alabama
Like Fat Elvis!
Grandmother to little boy: Elvis! Come here, we’re going. (to store person) His mother was a big Elvis fan, so now he’s a little Elvis.
Little boy: I have hair on my back!
Brisbane
Australia
One Day I’ll Graduate to a Shot Of Tequila and a Strip Of Duct Tape
California blonde: Ohmigod, I wonder what their waxing is like in France?
California brunette: I dunno… I once waxed it all off, though.
California blonde: Really? How? I’ve only waxed my bikini line.
California brunette: I’d just had three glasses of wine and one of those waxing pots, because my dad’s a hairdresser.
Paris
France
Overheard by: Freedom Waxing!
They’re Like the IPhones Of People!
Tall black girl with fauxhawk: I don’t know why everyone doesn’t have an Asian fetish! They’re pocket sized and stunning!
New Haven, Connecticut
Then There Are the Brave Few Who Would Join Me on This Pole
Professor: Say that you were to walk into class, and I was wearing…a red thong.
(students laugh) I’m not done. I also have sequins on my nipples – and my hair is in a red Mohawk. Half of you would turn around and walk out. The other half would think, “Eh, I can always drop the class.”
Santa Rosa Junior College
Santa Rosa, California
