Archive for the ‘Hipsters’ Category

Back Up– There Are Jews in Ne­bras­ka?

Hip daugh­ter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter: Then why do they sound the ex­act same?
Hip mom: Be­cause they’re Jew­ish.
Hip daugh­ter: Re­al­ly?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter (laugh­ing): Oh my god! Mom! That’s…
Hip mom: Don’t quote me on Face­book.

Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: robert tay­lor

Do You Think I Would Fail His Class?

Asian hip­ster: Peo­ple stare at him, and he re­sents them for star­ing at him. But I’m like, ‘Maybe you should bathe!‘
Jew­ish hip­ster: You should give him an ele­phant tran­quil­iz­er or some­thing.

Over­heard by: Glowien