Back Up– There Are Jews in Ne­bras­ka?

Hip daugh­ter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter: Then why do they sound the ex­act same?
Hip mom: Be­cause they’re Jew­ish.
Hip daugh­ter: Re­al­ly?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter (laugh­ing): Oh my god! Mom! That’s…
Hip mom: Don’t quote me on Face­book.

Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: robert tay­lor

Are You Sug­gest­ing a Cause-and-Ef­fect Re­la­tion­ship?

Hip­ster chick to friends: Speak­ing of preg­nan­cy, who wants piz­za?

Den­ver Art Mu­se­um
Col­orado

Just Start Blow­ing Things and See What Comes Out

Hip­ster guy: I can’t tell if I’m horny or it’s just my si­nus in­fec­tion again…

UBC
Cana­dia

The True Test of Whether You Should Be Wear­ing Skin­ny Jeans

Hip­ster girl: Ugh, I had, like, the worst day yes­ter­day. I was skip­ping on the quad, and I ripped my skin­ny jeans.

Vas­sar Col­lege
Pough­keep­sie, New York

De­cid­ed Her True Love Was Air Traf­fic Con­trol

Hip­ster: Yeah, well, at least she stopped huff­ing paint.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

Over­heard by: anony­mous

Do You Think I Would Fail His Class?

Asian hip­ster: Peo­ple stare at him, and he re­sents them for star­ing at him. But I’m like, ‘Maybe you should bathe!‘
Jew­ish hip­ster: You should give him an ele­phant tran­quil­iz­er or some­thing.

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/05/people-in-valley-like-elephants-what-is.html

Over­heard by: Glowien

What You Nev­er Knew about the Last Sup­per

Hip­ster chick: You know, you can tell it’s a good par­ty by how many peo­ple get their stom­achs pumped, and whether or not Mark gets naked.
Friend: To­tal­ly.

Star­bucks
Vir­ginia

But, in the End, He Let Us Both Grad­u­ate

Hip­ster girl to guy: I got lucky. All I had to do was make out with him. (mo­tions to oth­er hip­ster girl stand­ing be­side them) She had to suck him off!

At­lanta, Geor­gia

Clear­ly, You Are No Don­na Reed

Hip­ster guy: I cried so much when I watched it.
Hip­ster girl: It’s a Won­der­ful Life made you cry? Ha!
Hip­ster guy: Shh­hh! (looks around furtive­ly)

Welling­ton
New Zealand

Thanks, Pres­i­dent Oba­ma!

White hip­ster to oth­ers: I’ve no­ticed the black kids in Harlem are start­ing to wear skin­ny jeans and skate­board. It’s great… ’cause it’s, like, cool to be smart again.

Mass­a­chus­setts