Clear­ly, You Are No Don­na Reed

Hip­ster guy: I cried so much when I watched it.
Hip­ster girl: It’s a Won­der­ful Life made you cry? Ha!
Hip­ster guy: Shh­hh! (looks around furtive­ly)

Welling­ton
New Zealand

Thanks, Pres­i­dent Oba­ma!

White hip­ster to oth­ers: I’ve no­ticed the black kids in Harlem are start­ing to wear skin­ny jeans and skate­board. It’s great… ’cause it’s, like, cool to be smart again.

Mass­a­chus­setts

Stood in Front of One Uri­nal and Peed in An­oth­er

Di­sheveled hip­ster: His dick was so crooked that it had, like, a knuck­le!

Cal­gary
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Mrs The Ex­pe­ri­ence

A+

Male art stu­dent in re­sponse to fe­male art stu­den­t’s sculp­ture: It’s re­al­ly kind of mor­ti­fy­ing­ly vagi­nal.

Al­leghe­ny Col­lege
Meadville Penn­syl­va­nia

Or Breast Dis­play Units

Man­ly hip­ster #1: She’s been re­al­ly in­to these half sweater type things late­ly.
Man­ly hip­ster #2: Yeah, they’re called “shrugs”.

TOAD
Cam­bridge, Mass­a­chu­setts

Just As a Con­ver­sa­tion Piece, Y’­know?

Hip­ster: You’re buy­ing an Ethiopi­an? I did that once.

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Tick­le Feet

Well the Eye Shad­ow Would Look Sil­ly with­out It

Hip­ster girl: Why won’t you take my last name when we get mar­ried? It would be re­al­ly pro­gres­sive of you…
Hip­ster guy: No, it would­n’t! It would be emas­cu­lat­ing!
Hip­ster girl: Emas­cu­lat­ing? Like how?
Hip­ster guy: Like me wear­ing a dress…
Hip­ster girl: But you al­ready do that!

IKEA
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Oh, Al­ly McBeal, How We’ve Missed You!

Hip­ster girl to an­oth­er: I con­sid­er my­self sin­gle, ex­cept for the part where I have a boyfriend… so I can’t cheat on him.

St. Louis, Mis­souri

And Get That Han­nah Mon­tana Ring­tone I’ve Been Want­i­ng

Hip­ster boy: So, are you do­ing that post-bac pre-med thing?
Hip­ster girl: I dunno…I don’t re­al­ly know what I wan­na do.
Hip­ster boy: Re­al­ly, you don’t wan­na do med­i­cine any­more?
Hip­ster girl: I dun­no, I wish I could like, win the lot­tery. Then I’d go to like, Ghana, and just save peo­ple.

NYU El­e­va­tor

Um, That’s What You Said About Anal.

World­ly hip­ster: Do you drink?
Very naive girl: No, tried it once, did­n’t like the taste.
World­ly hip­ster: Do you like tea?
Very naive girl: Yes.
World­ly hip­ster: Good, then you’ll like beer.

Colum­bus, Ohio

Over­heard by: The RJP