Archive for the ‘Hobos’ Category

Pass Me the Sports Page, Would Ya?

Hobo #1: Man, you never even realize it — you start to watch The Price Is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then bam — you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
Hobo #2: Yeah, man. For me it was Cops.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/csi_will_be_my_fate.html

Man, What Isn’t?

Drunk hobo: Got any spare change so I can buy me some pussy? [Sees man holding sign, “Jesus loves you.”] … It’s in the Bible!

Powell and Market Streets
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Peggy