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Shhh, They’re the Fuzz!

Home­less man ap­proach­ing peach stand: Peach­es, what’s they job? [Si­lence from passers­by.] They job, what’s they job?
Be­fud­dled white prep­py #1: Well, I think they have potas­si­um…
Home­less man: But what’s they job?
Be­fud­dled white prep­py #2: The col­or prob­a­bly means they have be­ta carotene…
Home­less man: Peach­es, what’s they job?

Farmer’s mar­ket, Union Square
New York, New York

Over­heard by: I don’t know, ei­ther

All Re­li­gions Have the Same Ba­sic Premise

Beg­gar girl to la­dy: Miss, look at you. You’re so beau­ti­ful! Give me mon­ey and God will bless you. Your boyfriend will mar­ry you.
Man: We’re al­ready mar­ried.
Beg­gar girl: Then you will be blessed with many, many ba­bies.
Man: But I don’t want any ba­bies.
Beg­gar girl: What?! Shame on you for not want­i­ng ba­bies! God will smite you for this! Un­less you give me mon­ey…


Over­heard by: Mirchi