Archive for the ‘Idaho’ Category

This Season’s Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I’d be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well… I’d make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Bunnee

Dude, Where’s My Dick

Dude: No way, man! That sucks!
Friend: I know, right?
Dude: That sucks!
Friend: It gets worse — so, we were in JoAnn Fabrics for two more hours…

Moscow, Idaho